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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
I would work on my cardio. rule number 1

 

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Sith_Mauler  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
Fozzie_Bear posted:

I would work on my cardio. rule number 1



i would definitely quit smoking that is for sure.

 

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Casuist
Posts: 38
Registered: 2003-12-2 10:29:39
I would wander around looking for brains to eat.

 

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combat_mage_sc  4 stars
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Posts: 1,061
Registered: 2001-7-20 21:19:21
I'd head for the White House to the the Situation Room to get situated with Mike The Situation.


 

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Elmador_MoK  1 star
Title: Voice of Mostly-Reason
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Registered: 2002-6-26 14:35:20
I think if I could make it out of the urban area alive during the initial chaos (which would be tough since I wouldn't go without the family), I think I would stand a fair chance in the wilderness. I'm an Eagle Scout and have read The Zombie Survival Guide, practice my marksmanship pretty regularly and am in decent shape. A lot of people would stand a good chance imo if they manage to survive (mostly through luck) the initial cluster of apocalypse.

 

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Ah-Schoo  4 stars
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Casuist posted:

I would wander around looking for brains to eat.

 

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Caledric  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-22 07:59:39
Most of my friends are either Correctional Officers or Marines... needless to say we are all very well armed.

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
I'd bunker down until I felt it was safe to bug out. I'd head North, probably upper NH.
Fallen_daemon  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-28 16:34:29
I could whipped up homemade weapons fast.

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Fallen_daemon posted:

I could whipped up homemade weapons fast.



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