"For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord "
Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
I used to cry because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet.

“A painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence.
We provide the music, and you provide the silence.” ~Leopold Stokowski

"A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer."