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Author Topic: i need something to break me out of this reading funk i'm in [Locked]
Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
i can't even judge how long this book is. my nook is telling me 185 pages. that has to be 185 pages at microscopic font because even at the smallest font setting, the page number only changes with every 3 pages i read. which means that either the publisher is goddamn retarded or the mmp font is so small and jammed together that i'd need a magnifying glass to read the physical edition. i'm going to guess that the publisher is just retarded. so i'm on some part of page 159. right after the rogue incident. reading this makes me want to brush my teeth and shower.

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
ok well. i didn't realize pages 80+ were a preview for the next book. so yeah that was short. fast light reading yes. not sure i want to continue with the series. it's like a war going on in my head. unfinished story. must finish story. didn't like story that much though. omfg though must finish story. i'm going to turn into yoss.

 

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"Cao is really an asexual cricket from outer space" - Bernion
"I just wish you had man bits" - ShalisR
"i'll be your dirty ignorant redneck if you will be my drugged out cripple bitch" - shaggynuts24
"again, I'm stupid" - Brandun
Yossarian_42  4 stars
Title: RUSH > ALL
Posts: 1,046
Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
Being me isn't all bad.

 

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My seething wrath and urge for blood is fueled by searing hate.
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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
so apparently i ordered the second book last night while not exactly sober. good going me! well if i like this one at least mildly more than the last i'll probably just get them all.

 

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"Cao is really an asexual cricket from outer space" - Bernion
"I just wish you had man bits" - ShalisR
"i'll be your dirty ignorant redneck if you will be my drugged out cripple bitch" - shaggynuts24
"again, I'm stupid" - Brandun
Yossarian_42  4 stars
Title: RUSH > ALL
Posts: 1,046
Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
It sounds like your taste in books improves with your loss of inhibition.

 

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If I have burnt my bridges I will walk on water.
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
My seething wrath and urge for blood is fueled by searing hate.
I'm X X X bitch, triple X rated.
Calidoc  1 star
Posts: 92
Registered: 2004-1-4 14:25:28
Yossarian_42 posted:

It sounds like your taste in books improves with your loss of inhibition.



Hah.

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
ha ha. i started reading iron druid today. i love irish mythology but i've never come across anything that uses it to make a story.

 

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"Cao is really an asexual cricket from outer space" - Bernion
"I just wish you had man bits" - ShalisR
"i'll be your dirty ignorant redneck if you will be my drugged out cripple bitch" - shaggynuts24
"again, I'm stupid" - Brandun
Calidoc  1 star
Posts: 92
Registered: 2004-1-4 14:25:28
Caoilin posted:

ha ha. i started reading iron druid today. i love irish mythology but i've never come across anything that uses it to make a story.



I've read both that are out right now. I'm not going to say they are some marvel of fantasy, because they're not. but they are quick reads, with a lot of humor (I love Oberon) that will actually make you laugh out loud, while using a Mythology not commonly used in books today in a unique way. Overall, I love the series.

 

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vn_jurojin  1 star
Title: Insolent Insomniac
Posts: 205
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:26:39
Caoilin posted:

ha ha. i started reading iron druid today. i love irish mythology but i've never come across anything that uses it to make a story.



I've read several. Some YA some regular fantasy. I could throw together a list for you.

*edit* The only caveat is that almost all fantasy based on irish mythology is depressing and/or bittersweet.
Yossarian_42  4 stars
Title: RUSH > ALL
Posts: 1,046
Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
I have read a lot of series that focus on the fae and Irish mythology tends to rub in on the periphery but not many that put their Gods in the forefront, especially as primary characters.

 

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If I have burnt my bridges I will walk on water.
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
My seething wrath and urge for blood is fueled by searing hate.
I'm X X X bitch, triple X rated.

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