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Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:31pm
Subject:
Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I
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Must tag for lazy Friday work day reading....
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:31pm
Subject:
Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:31pm
Subject:
Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I
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alright, i'm hooked, keep it coming :-P
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:31pm
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Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I
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dangit podunker.. now you've given me yet one more addiction to fight!
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:31pm
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Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I
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that's all for me tonight  i have to go to bed
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:31pm
Subject:
Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I
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Lately, my main character Wyrd has been harassed by this obnoxious player called Grey Mouse (her other characters include Battle Mouse and some other mouse-related nastiness).
some of these actions include:
+ demands for cheese, if not, she would:
+ bite ankles
+ chewing on my pretty greater shadow armour leggings
She's already chewed through my old sexy leather booties because I was caught unbuffed, and she's now halfway through my GSA (I lost 50AL from the base from her biting already)!
I have to continually purchase uber-cheese to feed this monster or cast Piercing Prot VIII and Impen VIII on my GSA leggings to preserve them.
And, rhinestone scarabs are getting darn expensive, those nasty VIIIs keep fizzling on me.
I must say the player's PK skill is quite good. She'd ignore my nice AL185 sollerets to go for my sexy leather leggings and booties. Also, sometimes when I'm AFK she's come and bite hoping my buffs had gonen off. NOT GONNA HAPPEN, I say!
I sent urgent help from the +admins regarding this pest, but they ignored me!
What we really need is Steel-Ankled Booties (TM). Like Steel-toed boots, these could go to as high AL as 140 and buffable. Also, piercing would be Unparellel and casts "Protection from Mice 10' ".
Gods, may she choke on those studs she chewed off my old studded leather leggings I used for those fun S&M sessions with ... um, ok, that's not relevant to this petition.
Sincerely,
Wyrd
- mouse-bitten, twice shy.
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:31pm
Subject:
Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:31pm
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Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ive reached the end of the thread and I need more, more damn you, im at work and its soooooo boring, you cant just leave me like this, I cant quit cold turkey I must be removed from the story slowly. LOL great story Pod, I will of course have to steal the line "Playing stupid sometimes works on stupid people" its to good to just waste away.
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Grey_Mouse
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Registered: 2000-10-16 17:20:15
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8/9/01 5:31pm
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Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I
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Thank you Acid Archer, I could'nt have said it better myself.
As for that nasty Wyrd person...
I keep telling you that being bitten by the mouse is an HONOR (mispelt for you silly americans), not a tradgedy!
Another thing to note Wyrd, is that I have HOLLOW teeth. You can cast every bane and prot on yourself and armour and I will still bite straight through.
Now FIND ME CHEESE or there'll be a'trouble!
-----signature-----
Battle Mouse Mouse Hegemony Ruler.
AC1, AC2, HZ, UO, EVE, AO, WOW: Retired.
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:31pm
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Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I
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Holy freaking crap this is sweet.
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