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vn_nnanji  Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Wait.....Koneg has actually reproduced?
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ZigmundZag Title: Grammar Nazi
Posts: 1,211
Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Pretty sure he was speaking hypothetically there.
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Are You Pussy Whipped? |
Koneg posted:
Modeeb posted:
The guy was playing games with his friends and the wife called and said: Our daughter just coughed and I am here with my sister. Can you come home right away. This guy left. This is being pussy whipped.
If my wife called me and told me there was some kind of issue with my children she wouldn't have to ask me to come home - because she'd already be talking to empty air as I headed out to the car.
I agree with K0neg, that's just being a good dad.
Being PW is when you have a high maintenance women and she puts your balls in her purse and you say thank you may I have another.
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Modeeb Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Putting your nuts in a box is being pussy whipped.
As a tribe elder , I am passing this wisdom down. You only get one pair- don't let her put them in a box on the mantel.
Cant you guys tell the difference between a real emergency and a pussy whip manipulations?
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Bobvillas  Posts: 643
Registered: 2008-11-19 12:56:18
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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After reading through the definitions, yes I am.
In my defense, she swallows. 
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Koneg Title: Evil Genius
Posts: 894
Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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ZigmundZag posted:
Pretty sure he was speaking hypothetically there.
Yup.
If my wife was worried enough to call me about something then I'm not going to be the moron Modeeb is and presume to know exactly what is and isn't wrong with my kid.
If I got home and found out it was unwarranted, sure, there'd be Words To Be Spoken, but that's an entirely separate issue.
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Mastara Posts: 1,446
Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I can agree with Koneg on this one. What kind of chicks do you guys get with. I mean dang. My wife aint like this at all. I couldn't imagine getting with a chick that acts like that. Let a lone reproducing with her. Bad luck I guess.
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Thugoneous Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Not an example of pussy whipped. Pussy whipped is when you're afraid to have fun because it might upset your significant other.
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I'd rather be pussy whipped than VN board whipped. 
Mo, you "heard" another story. So the guy got off the phone talking about his gravely ill daughter and says, "Hey guys, I gotta go my kid is sick." Your buddy hears relays this to you as, "Pete had to leave cause his kid's got a cold." You get on the Outpost and say, "My buddy's pal is pussy whipped, his daughter COUGHED and he ran home!!"
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Modeeb Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Are You Pussy Whipped? |
I happen to know the child had a common cold. Did I say: gravely ill anywhere? I said cough., I should have said sneeze. Omg a sneeze call 911!
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