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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I had a friend, as a young man, whose wife used to put her 2 year old child on the telephone, when he was " out with the boys." She would coach the little child to say: " Daddy please come home." He would stay out. This is hardcore not being pussy whipped.

However, I just heard another story. This guy was playing games with his friends and the wife called and said: Our daughter just coughed and I am here with my sister talking. Can you come home right away. This guy left. This is being pussy whipped. In between is the continuum of pussywhip.

 

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Koneg  3 stars
Title: Evil Genius
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Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
Modeeb posted:

The guy was playing games with his friends and the wife called and said: Our daughter just coughed and I am here with my sister. Can you come home right away. This guy left. This is being pussy whipped.

If my wife called me and told me there was some kind of issue with my children she wouldn't have to ask me to come home - because she'd already be talking to empty air as I headed out to the car.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
At least they found love. Whatever works for them. Kudos to them

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
A cough? Why not just call and say: Come home and change the diaper.

You might have cajone issues.

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
Yeah. Bad. When were out with the guys, dont bug. It just sucks. We have to come home at some point. Good thing my wife dont trip. I get to go shooting anytime I want to. Thats all the out time I need until january-march for pig hunting.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
You can substitute any activity for gaming: shooting, fishun, playing poker. The wife crossed a line. Of course i come from a different generation. Maybe being pussy whipped is something different these days.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
At least they have wives

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Not pussy whipped in the least; daughter whipped, yes...

 

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Bobvillas  3 stars
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Yes I am.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
A cough? Honey, she farted; get home, now! I m sitting here with someone else and I cant be bothered.

 

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