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Ptilk  Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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1/1/00 12:00am
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You bastard!
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Abaddon_Ambrosius Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
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He wishes it was just the clap.
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Ptilk Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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There is no luck possible in this.
Women never change their minds on stuff like this. Once you are out of the "dating" category and into the "ewww" category....you never go back. Women will keep a friendly bed mate around for ever, but if more was ever a possibility, you get one shot and then you are just someone to borrow money from or give them a ride when their car breaks down.
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__Bonk__  Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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I believe you Ptilk. 
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A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Ptilk posted:
There is no luck possible in this.
Women never change their minds on stuff like this. Once you are out of the "dating" category and into the "ewww" category....you never go back. Women will keep a friendly bed mate around for ever, but if more was ever a possibility, you get one shot and then you are just someone to borrow money from or give them a ride when their car breaks down.
troof
and bonk has "sucker" written all over him
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Date Posted:
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I'm willing to explore this area. I need to have friends and women friends can teach me a lot
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A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
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Ptilk Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Good luck Bonk.
My years of experience trying to date as an older adult have taught me only one thing. It sucks. You just gotta have the right timing. When a woman is ready to settle down, they will do it with the first man they meet that seems interested. Has nothing to do with who you are, it's about where they are.
I'm going for low hanging fruit at this late stage of my life. Women with lots of kids and not much money. Hell, they need love too right? Not doing anything unethical, just increasing my chances.
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the_great_intex Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 1,669
Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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honestly I might try out match.com. I mean where else can you find a place to hook up with old grannies and not get shut down immediately by 99% of them? Nursing homes and cruise ships just aren't doing it for me anymore
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Scarne Title: Capo di Scientifico
Posts: 1,087
Registered: 2001-7-23 15:24:34
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Mastara posted:
Its exactly what we need. More republicans that are pro gun, pro life and not gay  Everything you guys love so much in people right? lol
There are no assurances that your kids will be like you.
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Szerek  Posts: 338
Registered: 2000-8-8 09:26:09
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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__Bonk__ posted:
I'm willing to explore this area. I need to have friends and women friends can teach me a lot
2 things here. 1) Train her to be your wingman. I understand that a good female wingman can do wonders.
2) A woman friend will teach you how to be.....well.....a woman. Is that what you really want?
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