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paulg_68  Posts: 2,469
Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
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Female friends who didn't think they wanted to sleep with you can quickly change their minds if they see you going out with someone as attractive as they are.
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tenkly Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
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 good man ! like I told you, going out with friends is a great way to socialize and meet new people. and going out with girls = meeting a whole set of new girls all night.
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Date Posted:
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tenkly posted:
good man ! like I told you, going out with friends is a great way to socialize and meet new people. and going out with girls = meeting a whole set of new girls all night.
a set of new girls that will recognise him as first girls gay friend.
way to go bonk
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__Bonk__  Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Who cares what they think? I could use some friends
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Ptilk Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Date Posted:
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It's really weird. Not making this up, but I just got a text from a woman who did the "lets be friends" talk with me right before Xmas. We only went out a few times and she went from crazy about me to not interested....I seem to have that effect on women
Anyway......hadn't spoken to her in a couple of weeks and I'm sitting here reading this thread and she texts me and says she wants to come over.
WTF? Bet she thinks I gave her the clap or something. |
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Ptilk posted:
It's really weird. Not making this up, but I just got a text from a woman who did the "lets be friends" talk with me right before Xmas. We only went out a few times and she went from crazy about me to not interested....I seem to have that effect on women
Anyway......hadn't spoken to her in a couple of weeks and I'm sitting here reading this thread and she texts me and says she wants to come over.
WTF? Bet she thinks I gave her the clap or something.
or she gave you the clap
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Abaddon_Ambrosius Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
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<looks up from his cellphone>
Sorry did you say something? Texting is so distracting...
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Date Posted:
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Good luck Ptilk!
Tell us how it goes!
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Ptilk Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Hmm. That would be sorta bad. Havn't noticed any burning sensations or strange bumps.
I bet she wants to borrow money. Almost rather have the clap.
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Date Posted:
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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
<looks up from his cellphone>
Sorry did you say something? Texting is so distracting...
you gave ptilk the clap?
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