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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Tych2 posted:

Please don't breed anymore.

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
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__Bonk__ posted:

I want to be friends with the woman I make love to!

I dont know what she is thinking but it will be fun to hang out with her. I'm going to try to kiss her goodnight anyway





she thinks youre gay
she wants you to take her shoe shopping

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Who cares if she does?

 

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IMHO  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
Whatever is Beyond A Parallel Universe posted:

Parallel Universes posted:

The entire universe posted:

Please don't breed anymore.


 

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Tych2  4 stars
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Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
Jesus posted:

Cut the mod and don't breed anymore!! You're pissing me off!

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
I will. rest assured.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Ptilk  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
Women are only friends with men they never want to sleep with or they are already happily sleeping with.

The fiction they call male friends who aren't happy to be in the above categories are just guys they either don't want to be, or are afraid to be....mean to.

It's not a bad thing really. Makes it easier on both of them to just sort of stop calling and drift off. Women are no more immune to wanting sex than men are, and they are just as diligent in finding it. Better at finding it actually because most guys will sleep with any woman that doesn't smell bad or weigh more than his mattress. Women have much higher standards. They require things like checking accounts and credit cards.
__Bonk__  5 stars
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I dont mind. I need friends and a woman friend is ok by me. I dont care if I cant sleep with her. I will sleep with other women

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
Its exactly what we need. More republicans that are pro gun, pro life and not gay Everything you guys love so much in people right? lol

 

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