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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
Yossarian_42 posted:

Considering Mammogram and the guy whose name ends in an 'a' are taking this position I think I might start going out of my way to stand up and pee.



Considering the novels you read I'd also add to that shaving with a bayonet every morning, and fist fighting with bears as your new favorite pastime.

 

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Yossarian_42  4 stars
Title: RUSH > ALL
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Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
That plottwist in the end really gets ya!

Either way Yoss, I read 2 of the weather warden books and I'm appealed by them.. The main characters modus operadi seems to consist of being taken captive, and a whiny captive at that, she's weak, shallow and refuses to do what the situation craves her inability to actually take action is just putting her and everyone she knows in a deeper mess, it's actually quite interesting to read a series of books where the main protagonist is her own main enemy.

a great example of her incompetence and her circumvention way of reasoning is best explained by the scene where David becomes capitve by Kevin's mother and our heroine just fumes and rages that she "would kill that bitch" 3 minutes later Kevin order hers to kill his mother and she's like "oooh nooo i can't do that I'm to stupid and roundabout to even ponder such a forthright and practical solution especially since she's raping and torturing my boyfriend this moment"

I mean the writer should at that point just be sodomized by a pack of angry sloths.. why sloths? BECAUSE IT WOULD TAKE FOREVER!

 

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Yossarian_42  4 stars
Title: RUSH > ALL
Posts: 1,046
Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
Manegarm posted:

I'm appealed by them



Did you mean Appalled?

I liked those books, they move quickly and drag you along with them.

The only part I really didn't like was the boyfriend.



I am really enjoying The Alloy of Law. It is like the first Mistborn book where it is awesome before they got less awesome.

 

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Corky_Aloof  2 stars
Posts: 445
Registered: 2004-6-2 07:33:41
I pee standing up but There is a strong argument against it. I once went to a ritzy club some years ago and they had infrared lights in the stalls and you could see every splash your piss makes. I'll tell you more piss gets on you during a pissing standing up than I care to detail.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Do you also carry a purse?

 

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eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
Seems like a lot of work to have to sit down to pee
vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
How do you get peeing wrong?

 

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eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
I once peed all over my friends leg... Its pretty easy to forget where youre pointing it when youre drunk.

Im glad my friend was cool about it and didnt get irate.
Sea_of_inK  2 stars
Posts: 488
Registered: 2004-10-18 12:57:37
Standing is for public bathrooms, outdoors, and when in a rush.

I sit upon my own throne.

 

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