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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
Posts: 1,266
Registered: 2002-1-17 11:48:15
...I tend to sit down when I'm in the bathroom too.

I don't consider myself less of a man for it either.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
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Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
If you sit down and pretend your a woman and wipe yourself, then you might have cause for concern. Otherwise , dont worry about it.

 

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paulg_68  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
Altra_Shadowstalker posted:

...I tend to sit down when I'm in the bathroom too.

I don't consider myself less of a man for it either.


Just because you don't consider yourself less of a man doesn't mean you aren't.

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
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If I'm standing up anyway or walking around, whatever, I'll stay standing.

But why, if I'm already in lazy mode, would I not want to stay in lazy mode as much as possible? Maybe I'll even pull out my phone and check a text or something. I might sit there for an extra 30 seconds or so. I don't see the big deal, and if you're standing up just to defend your own masculinity, when its just you and the man in the mirror, you've probably already lost that battle.

I'm talking about your own home here, btw, not some smelly ass public or work bathroom.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
Idiots who think standing and peeing is in any way a manly act need to get their head out of their asses, they also need to start standing when they poop because we all piss a bit as we're taking a dump and according to them that's not okay.

Certain Outposters have some weird hangups.

 

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reesescups  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Altra_Shadowstalker posted:

I don't see the big deal, and if you're standing up just to defend your own masculinity, when its just you and the man in the mirror, you've probably already lost that battle.

 

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Elkad  2 stars
Title: aka Ebenezer
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Registered: 2003-9-11 22:20:55
When I sailed across the Pacific I had a problem learning to (just) pee while sitting. But if you tried to stand it went everywhere..

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Are you suggesting that the rest of us get up to piss even if we are already on the commode?

How is this even a point that you gave some thought to? As you approach the toilet you only sit if sitting is called for. In that event you pee sitting down. Otherwise you just pee and skedaddle.

If you do anything else you are doing it wrong.

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
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Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Good thing this discussion came along.

it is always worthwhile to inquire into peoples PEEING habits, eh

 

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Yossarian_42  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
Considering Mammogram and the guy whose name ends in an 'a' are taking this position I think I might start going out of my way to stand up and pee.

 

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