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IMHO  Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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the_great_intex posted:
I wonder what happens when cops break in and they catch you in the act?
If they yell "don't cum! don't cum! don't cum! don't cum!" will just turn me on even more
...and then they tazer you.
In some countries you have to pay for that kind of experience.
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Testerion  Posts: 549
Registered: 2001-12-28 03:07:47
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I once saw a dream that I was fapping like I always am when I heard knock on a window and saw big grinning bonkface watching me masterrbate...Funny thing is I just yelled "STFU BONK" and kept going.
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LadyGodiva. posted:
If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done.
Says the chick!
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Testerion Posts: 549
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LadyGodiva. posted:
If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done.
I'd stare them right in the eyes and keep on going!
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ZartanAround Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
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Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
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Testerion posted:
LadyGodiva. posted:
If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done.
I'd stare them right in the eyes and keep on going!
damn right. i'd point it at them too, so they know that i'd shoot back. 
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Friarspam Posts: 638
Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
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Well, if it came off in your hand, that would be pretty devastating. Of course that's not likely to happen unless you're on the buddy plan with a gorilla or something.
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MayorShade  Title: Not Special Forces
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Registered: 2004-3-1 10:40:52
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Which one of you wrote this?
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the_great_intex posted:
I wonder what happens when cops break in and they catch you in the act?
If they yell "don't cum! don't cum! don't cum! don't cum!" will just turn me on even more
theyd probably just shoot you.
it is loaded, afterall
and its bigger caliber than a pellet
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Heladric  Title: Alcohol Enthusiast
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Coriolus posted:
no
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Heladric Title: Alcohol Enthusiast
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Testerion posted:
LadyGodiva. posted:
If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done.
I'd stare them right in the eyes and keep on going!
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