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Huges07.1  Posts: 438
Registered: 2006-10-29 18:49:28
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Ever get paranoid that...
Home invasion>shot dead>holding peen.
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Coriolus  Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
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no
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No, obviously they would let me zip up and clear the internet history, according to the Gibbons rule. Trust me, you don't want to have violated that rule when you get to prison.
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__Bonk__  Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Well whatever you do dont film it with your cellphone
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Friarspam Posts: 638
Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
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Great question!
lol
How about....you're at church rubbing one out when you have a MASSIVE ejaculation that results in one of your testes being expelled from the end of your peen!
Hurts just thinking of it, huh?
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paulg_68  Posts: 2,469
Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
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Huges07.1 posted:
Ever get paranoid that...
Home invasion>shot dead>holding peen.
Yes.
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NuEM Posts: 1,007
Registered: 2004-3-2 09:08:11
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Huges07.1 posted:
Ever get paranoid that...
Home invasion>shot dead>holding peen.
Hope I shoot first.
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Jorrdan Posts: 293
Registered: 2001-10-19 07:31:24
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An Outposter walks in....
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Eh.
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If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done.
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eodoll Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
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Or a big earthquake and you have to run outside.
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