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-Ducky-  Posts: 580
Registered: 2001-6-1 14:21:49
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 at this thread.
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eodoll posted:
Or a big earthquake and you have to run outside.
And in your haste to run outside away from danger...you trip.
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IMHO  Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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They press charges.
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ZigmundZag Title: Grammar Nazi
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Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
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Find porn of family members
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I'd rather get caught by a stranger than a friend or family member, the awkwardness is worse than getting robbed and shot while I'm wacking off.
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__Bonk__  Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Its just embarrassing.
Its more embarrassing to have the cops break down your door and arrest you.
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the_great_intex Title: This is what cool looks like
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Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
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I wonder what happens when cops break in and they catch you in the act?
If they yell "don't cum! don't cum! don't cum! don't cum!" will just turn me on even more
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ZartanAround Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
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Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
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No they act disgusted and they joke about you and call you names. Perhaps they even hit you a few extra times.
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RHWarrior Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
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LadyGodiva. posted:
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If someone breaks into your home and is pointing a gun at you, you should probably let it go even if you're not done.
Indeed!
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