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IMHO  4 stars
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cabbyman posted:

Use toilet paper for the heavy lifting and a baby wipe or two for the fine, detail work.





Heavy lifting??? WTF?? Are you pulling it out?

 

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Friarspam  3 stars
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Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
IMHO posted:

cabbyman posted:

Use toilet paper for the heavy lifting and a baby wipe or two for the fine, detail work.





Heavy lifting??? WTF?? Are you pulling it out?



It's GERBILS! LOL!


/ewwww, you NASTY man!

 

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Akza  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-9-8 18:02:25
Huges07.1 posted:

IMHO posted:

With a good diet you really wouldn't even need toilet paper.



No matter how good or bad your day might be going, a clean crap (quick slider that doesn't even need wiping) will always be a welcome and appreciated surprise.



QFT and it doesnt even need to be a "quick slider"... I've had huuge loads that took some pushing but came out super clean.

 

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Sea_of_inK  2 stars
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Registered: 2004-10-18 12:57:37
Staying clean shaven helps a lot with cleanliness

 

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Phlegm573  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34
So, a thread about Phills wiping his ass has reached 24 replies.

 

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Heladric  1 star
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Registered: 2002-6-3 07:29:41
Eat more fiber.

 

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YouMightSeeMe  2 stars
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Registered: 2009-2-27 19:08:13
Doesent shaving your ass make the hair grow back with a vengance?

 

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Afio  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-3-19 16:18:03
Way more than I need to know.

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
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Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
your diet obviously needs more coke.

 

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