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IMHO
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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1/1/00 12:00am
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It takes a rain forest to wipe my ass
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cabbyman posted:
Use toilet paper for the heavy lifting and a baby wipe or two for the fine, detail work.

Heavy lifting??? WTF?? Are you pulling it out?
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Friarspam
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Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
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IMHO posted:
cabbyman posted:
Use toilet paper for the heavy lifting and a baby wipe or two for the fine, detail work.

Heavy lifting??? WTF?? Are you pulling it out?
It's GERBILS! LOL!
/ewwww, you NASTY man!
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Akza
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Registered: 2002-9-8 18:02:25
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Huges07.1 posted:
IMHO posted:
With a good diet you really wouldn't even need toilet paper.
No matter how good or bad your day might be going, a clean crap (quick slider that doesn't even need wiping) will always be a welcome and appreciated surprise.
QFT and it doesnt even need to be a "quick slider"... I've had huuge loads that took some pushing but came out super clean.
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Sea_of_inK
Posts: 488
Registered: 2004-10-18 12:57:37
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Staying clean shaven helps a lot with cleanliness
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Phlegm573
Posts: 528
Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34
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So, a thread about Phills wiping his ass has reached 24 replies.
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__Bonk__
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Heladric
Title: Alcohol Enthusiast
Posts: 155
Registered: 2002-6-3 07:29:41
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1/1/00 12:00am
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Eat more fiber.
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Doesent shaving your ass make the hair grow back with a vengance?
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Afio
Title: Belle of the Bull
Posts: 748
Registered: 2002-3-19 16:18:03
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Way more than I need to know.
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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It takes a rain forest to wipe my ass
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your diet obviously needs more coke.
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