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It takes a rain forest to wipe my ass
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1/1/00 12:00am
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It takes a rain forest to wipe my ass
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When I run out of wipes.
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Manegarm
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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It takes a rain forest to wipe my ass
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something is wrong with your diet..
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IMHO
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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Manegarm posted:
something is wrong with your diet..
QFT
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Date Posted:
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Manegarm posted:
something is wrong with your diet..
No I just keep wiping and wiping till I can't see anything. Wipes prevent all that toilet paper use.
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IMHO
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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PhillsburyBandit posted:
Manegarm posted:
something is wrong with your diet..
No I just keep wiping and wiping till I can't see anything. Wipes prevent all that toilet paper use.
no
it's your diet.
With a good diet you really wouldn't even need toilet paper.
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He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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Date Posted:
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It takes a rain forest to wipe my ass
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IMHO posted:
PhillsburyBandit posted:
Manegarm posted:
something is wrong with your diet..
No I just keep wiping and wiping till I can't see anything. Wipes prevent all that toilet paper use.
no
it's your diet.
With a good diet you really wouldn't even need toilet paper.
No
My diet's fine I just use a lot of paper to wipe my ass.
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Huges07.1
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Registered: 2006-10-29 18:49:28
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IMHO posted:
With a good diet you really wouldn't even need toilet paper.
No matter how good or bad your day might be going, a clean crap (quick slider that doesn't even need wiping) will always be a welcome and appreciated surprise.
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cabbyman
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Registered: 2003-1-6 07:48:53
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Use toilet paper for the heavy lifting and a baby wipe or two for the fine, detail work.
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Huges07.1
Posts: 438
Registered: 2006-10-29 18:49:28
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PhillsburyBandit posted:
When I run out of wipes.
Then don't run out of wipes. Store wet wipes in bulk. Buy the big box of a dozen 80 wipe packs and when you're down to 2 of them, put more wipes on your list for the store next time you go.
Wet wipes are one of the greatest inventions of modern times. They've changed lives. When historians look back on the last century they will probably rate wet wipes in the top 10 list of items that greatly improved peoples quality of living. In fact, on December 20th, 2012, I intend to have an entire closet full of wet wipes hoarded up just in case it really is TEoTWAWKI.
People who don't use wet wipes are crusty assed savages.
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Date Posted:
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It takes a rain forest to wipe my ass
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Huges07.1 posted:
PhillsburyBandit posted:
When I run out of wipes.
Then don't run out of wipes. Store wet wipes in bulk. Buy the big box of a dozen 80 wipe packs and when you're down to 2 of them, put more wipes on your list for the store next time you go.
Wet wipes are one of the greatest invention of modern times. They've changed lives. When historians look back on the last century they will probably rate wet wipes in the top 10 list of items that greatly improved peoples quality of living. In fact, on December 20th, 2012, I intend to have an entire closet full of wet wipes hoarded up just in case it really is TEoTWAWKI.
People who don't use wet wipes are crusty assed savages.
Yeah I gotta have wipes. When I don't have wipes taking a sh*t turns into work instead of pleasure.
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