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__Bonk__  5 stars
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See a doctor

 

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PhillsburyBandit  2 stars
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__Bonk__ posted:

See a doctor





Um you first.

 

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cobane  2 stars
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Registered: 2001-9-6 18:42:56
My wet wipe is the shower.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
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RHWarrior  3 stars
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Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Your ass is fucked up.

Try eating real food, and put some fiber in that gut.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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He is pooping cocaine!

 

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Sgian_Dubh  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-4-7 10:19:52
cabbyman posted:

Use toilet paper for the heavy lifting and a baby wipe or two for the fine, detail work.





this

 

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Friarspam  3 stars
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Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
You need 2 items for wiping.

1. Sears and Roebuck catalog. (don't laugh, I've lived around Ava in the Ozarks where this still was normal as a kid)

(and the next if you don't have S&R laying around)

2. Corncob set. 2 red and one white cob.

Use one of the red cobs. Then use the white one to see if you need to use the other red one.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
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So the takaway is that Friar is married to his cousin?

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Friarspam posted:

You need 2 items for wiping.

1. Sears and Roebuck catalog. (don't laugh, I've lived around Ava in the Ozarks where this still was normal as a kid)

(and the next if you don't have S&R laying around)

2. Corncob set. 2 red and one white cob.

Use one of the red cobs. Then use the white one to see if you need to use the other red one.



That was a primary use of the Sears Robuck catalog in the Old West Friar lol

 

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