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Every Girl I've Been With Says She Gives the Best Head
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GrilledCheez
Title: The Lord's Balls
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Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
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Every Girl I've Been With Says She Gives the Best Head
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I've had a bad blowjob. This chick thought the saying "she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" was true. We were both just 18, so it's no surprise she wasn't good at it, but she sucked it so hard it bled. I'm not even sure what part would bleed in that scenario.
Ps. She was super hot.
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Heladric
Title: Alcohol Enthusiast
Posts: 155
Registered: 2002-6-3 07:29:41
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Well... did they?
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Elocism
Title: Pseudonym
Posts: 787
Registered: 2002-5-3 01:50:00
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i had to tell a girl once that 'sucking cock' did not actually mean you had to suck on it
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Shimatta33 posted:
I once knew a girl who told me she never really had a gag reflex.
She wasn't kidding.
That's about all I can say.
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IMHO posted:
I've never had a bj. I think the whole idea is nasty. I couldn't bring my self to kiss her knowing what she just did. Missionary only, thank you very much.
You (and any women in relationships with you) have my sympathy.
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Coriolus
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
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Best way to teach a girl to enjoy sucking cock is to imagine it is the best tasting lollipop/Popsicle she had ever tasted coupled with a little porn clips.. 
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IMHO
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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nasty
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Coriolus
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
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Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
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A thousand sheep are louder than one man. As long as the Survivor-watching sheep outnumber the thinkers, nothing will change. - BD
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Manegarm
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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IMHO posted:
I've never had a bj. I think the whole idea is nasty. I couldn't bring my self to kiss her knowing what she just did. Missionary only, thank you very much.
Your life has been wasted, if we only could kill you and give that time to someone who would use it better.
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Coriolus
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
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Manegarm posted:
IMHO posted:
I've never had a bj. I think the whole idea is nasty. I couldn't bring my self to kiss her knowing what she just did. Missionary only, thank you very much.
Your life has been wasted, if we only could kill you and give that time to someone who would use it better.
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