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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
the_great_intex posted:

This one girl told me she gives really bad head and by god, she does. Getting a hickey on the tip = not going to feel good for a few days



Ow wtf.

 

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smellymotor  3 stars
Posts: 519
Registered: 2004-9-12 04:15:23
Ptilk posted:

It's not like anyone ever told a woman, "hey you are horrible at sucking my cock". You always tell them they are great, so they will do it again...even if they aren't very good at it. Hell, they might get better with enough practice right?



also many guys dont know what good head is. I was under an illusion of how good head could be until i was about 21 or 22. So i remember telling this girls they were good at it but there is head that is good and then there is good head

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Altra_Shadowstalker posted:

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P.S. Suck one cock and your forever known as a cocksucker.



Go for it!!
Not like the world will know.

Anyway here's a song on topic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCNAxFcIATM

 

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Shimatta33  1 star
Posts: 142
Registered: 2003-11-19 23:55:28
I once knew a girl who told me she never really had a gag reflex.

She wasn't kidding.

That's about all I can say.

 

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IMHO  4 stars
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
I've never had a bj. I think the whole idea is nasty. I couldn't bring my self to kiss her knowing what she just did. Missionary only, thank you very much.

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
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Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
But yet you expect her to want to kiss you on the mouth after a long day of..praising Obama.

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
Can't say I blame IMHO. I probably would feel the same way if I had a gf pass me a snowball.

 

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Soazak  1 star
Posts: 152
Registered: 2002-2-8 06:46:03
dudes give the best head

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
Good head is when you're not able to walk afterwards and your legs are shaky as hell..

that is good head, and there is such a thing as bad head.. I usually tell girls if they are doing something wrong, but I'm practical like that I also want to know if theres something she does not like.. I remember this girl who had the most sensitive clit ever, I mean it was painful for her to have it touched..

 

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Kjarhall  3 stars
Title: The Pungent One
Posts: 915
Registered: 2002-3-1 15:47:21
I just tell em, sloppy and wet and you can't go wrong. Then when they're in the middle i shout "Hey, slurping noises! NOW!".

 

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