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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
Posts: 1,266
Registered: 2002-1-17 11:48:15
And while I've never had a bad blowjob, I've really only gotten amazing head from one of them.

Is there a Head standard that I'm unaware of? Like, this is how it's supposed to feel and me and the one girl are the weird ones? I don't buy it, the great head came from a girl who certainly knew what she was doing.

I also find it hard to give directions for that sort of thing... not having much experience blowing dudes, I can't be like, "Oh, you just gotta push your tongue there and suck at the right spot." osmethine

P.S. Suck one cock and your forever known as a cocksucker.

 

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tenkly  4 stars
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Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
I've had a lot of similar experiences. It's like they get one guy telling them they're the best ever and they're gassed up to the max.

Although,, I can say I've had a few women who give head that would make porn stars jealous.

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-17 11:48:15
To make this an equal opportunity thread: I actually enjoy going down on a girl. I don't think there's any one technique that fits all of them, every single girl I've gone down on likes it different. Keeping that in mind makes me good, I think. I would say a good licker simply has to have patience and sense her rhythm. Coming up for air at the wrong time might add an additional five minutes onto the saga, but her knowing you're there until the finish line also helps her get comfortable and makes it easier for her.

 

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tenkly  4 stars
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
Dude, I'm so with you on that. I love eating pussy. And a lot of girls say they hate it but I tell them it's cause they haven't gotten a guy who can do it right.

You mention coming up for air, or screwing up the rythm, a lot of guys screw those two things up. But I think it's the same effect as girls giving head, if you're not into it or you don't like doing the act, you won't be that great at it. Women who love giving head will most likely be awesome and much better than those who don't, and vice versa.

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
Posts: 1,266
Registered: 2002-1-17 11:48:15
haha, I know I started this thread, but I was suddenly reminded of this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsbLzc73s&has_verified=1

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
It's not like anyone ever told a woman, "hey you are horrible at sucking my cock". You always tell them they are great, so they will do it again...even if they aren't very good at it. Hell, they might get better with enough practice right?
eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
Thats kinda gross for a girl to brag that she is good at it.

She probably thinks she is good at it because most guys flatter her in order to get her to do it for longer than 5 minutes..
Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
Haha. I've been told that numerous times as well. Also get the comment about having a huge dick as well. Im just an average guy so it makes me chuckle everytime they say it.

 

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YouMightSeeMe  2 stars
Posts: 384
Registered: 2009-2-27 19:08:13
Depends how wet the mouth is usually. A dry suck is thumbs down. It also depends how used up my dick is, if I came once or twice before on the same day it doesent feel as good as it would have with a full bag.

 

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the_great_intex  4 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 1,669
Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
This one girl told me she gives really bad head and by god, she does. Getting a hickey on the tip = not going to feel good for a few days

 

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