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cobane  Posts: 473
Registered: 2001-9-6 18:42:56
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Origin of the Oceans |
They say it took God an entire day to create the oceans. Not so. Why? Because He's God. It took him a few minutes at most to dump his magic bucket of seas over the globe. He spent the rest of the day putting in place a hilarious fart gag in Lake Nyos.
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reesescups  Title: //Captain America
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IMHO posted:
Genesis 1:2 posted:
Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
I don't see where what the Bible passages they quoted can't be seen as both evolution and creationism.
For starters - darkness wasn't over the surface... Earth came after the Sun - shit was bright as eff, ya hear me?
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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reesescups posted:
Earth came after the Sun
Can you show me the science that says the sun came first or, better yet, that the sun was ignited before the formless earth?
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reesescups Title: //Captain America
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IMHO posted:
reesescups posted:
Earth came after the Sun
Can you show me the science that says the sun came first or, better yet, that the sun was ignited before the formless earth?
You need me to send you back to middle school science class?
Can I get a note from your mom first?
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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If the earth came AFTER the sun where did it come from?
Myself I can see the big bang happening and all this matter is spewed out into darkness and is starting to coagulate together. There are giant clouds of dust, God puts the earth together because it is small then the sun stats up. It makes scientific sense to me.
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You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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reesescups Title: //Captain America
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IMHO posted:
If the earth came AFTER the sun where did it come from?
Myself I can see the big bang happening and all this matter is spewed out into darkness and is starting to coagulate together. There are giant clouds of dust, God puts the earth together because it is small then the sun stats up. It makes scientific sense to me.
That makes 'scientific' sense to you because your retarded...
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reesescups posted:
You need me to send you back to middle school science class??
Would that be public or private?  
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You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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reesescups posted:
IMHO posted:
If the earth came AFTER the sun where did it come from?
Myself I can see the big bang happening and all this matter is spewed out into darkness and is starting to coagulate together. There are giant clouds of dust, God puts the earth together because it is small then the sun stats up. It makes scientific sense to me.
That makes 'scientific' sense to you because your retarded...
You know I'm right or you would counter me with logic instead of calling me names
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You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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reesescups Title: //Captain America
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IMHO posted:
reesescups posted:
You need me to send you back to middle school science class??
Would that be public or private?
Haha
As long as its not one of those private church run schools either should suffice!
Mostly messing with ya. If I wasn't about to fall asleep I'd go through it with ya. But the internets are open 24/7 I am sure you could find a legit site that can walk ya through it.
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You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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