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the_great_intex  4 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
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Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
Eithne_Boadicea posted:

the_great_ontex posted:

I made an account on a few of those sites... i havnt even uploaded a picture to any of them yet. Many of the chicks on there seem like total materialistic bitches or shallow as shit



I bet anything that if put you uploaded a pic of yourself and a vague hint that you make good money all those materialistic bitches would be hitting you up for dates. You will probably attract more interesting women with depth if you keep it as is. Then you'll go out on a date with one and she'll be like, wtf you're hot! and you'll be /duh winning.



Haha I've been holding off for sure I want to get in better shape before I even attempt to toss myself out there. I just want a quiet girl who likes gaming, isn't crazy or an alcoholic and with a crazy high libido! Also faithful too, and not in mountains of debt and is practical. Pretty much a girl who's like me. Hard to find sometimes. I think I'll continue to remain faceless on there

 

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Snarf_Igraine  2 stars
Posts: 258
Registered: 2003-12-13 14:36:34
You cant have her Intex she is mine!
the_great_intex  4 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 1,669
Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
Arghgghghghghg!!!!

You are a lucky gentleman Mr. Snarf

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
the_great_ontex posted:

Many of the chicks on there seem like total materialistic bitches or shallow as shit

Or totally aggressively horny as eff...


Welcome to life my friend!

 

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eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
Post on craigs list - something as forward and aggressive as possible - dont be subtle.


It will get responses from the ladies you are interested in.
dae_trist  4 stars
Posts: 1,049
Registered: 2003-6-5 13:32:39
Sansfear posted:

Maybe you should stick to prostitutes.



Sansballs is doing a sales pitch for his female relatives

 

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Jorrdan  2 stars
Posts: 293
Registered: 2001-10-19 07:31:24
To Mo: If I were a woman looking for a "serious" relationship, I would pass your profile by because I would think all you want is casual sex to put such an intimate "request" out there right off the bat before you even know a person. Knowing you from this site, I would pass your profile by because I already know that is what you want. I would think the free sites are more your speed in that regard because casual hook-ups are more the norm.

To Intex: If you don't post a profile pic, I think many women will pass your profile by (especially those that post a pic of their own) because they will wonder what you are hiding. They will wonder if you are hideously ugly or hideously fat. They will not even read your profile because of that and it may be witty as hell. You are neither hideously ugly nor fat and shouldn't wait on anything. Furthermore, if you meet a woman that begrudges you drinking beer and sporting a bit of a beer gut because of that as a result then you will be meeting the exact kind of woman you don't want to meet in the end according to you. Post it in my opinion. Start off by playing no games with her and [the chance that] you'll meet one that plays no games with you is far more likely.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I never use the free websites. I only use match.com. All is not as it appears. This is the splendid nectar puzzles, we men possess which attract females. Of course sexual compatibility is important. So is the view from a summit. There is much climbing to be done. I will bring as mujch romance as a woman requires. I just wont commit unless I fall in love without any reservations. Im patient and seeking the right woman. She will get to run the open spaces with a wild stallion.

 

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Cawlin  4 stars
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I would be willing to bet that there's a fair to middling chance that women in your age group looking for a mate on Match.com are at least there in part because of the lack of "colors" in their "palette".


I am curious though, do women who won't do oral expect men to perform it for them? What do they expect out of foreplay?

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
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Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
My experience is there are no rules when it comes to women. You must develop your capacity to listen to them, then foreplay.

 

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