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Cutting To The Chase: Adding a Line To My Dating Profile [Locked] |
Modeeb  Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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There are women who do not want you to go down on them. This is almost as negative as if they wont go down on you. How are you going to begin to play with all the taboos. Still you must search for their sweet spot. You would be amazed at how many women will respond to the right touch. Don't discount a deft hand.
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__Bonk__  Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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I fail at online dating. It really, really irritates me how flakey some of the women are who date online. They are worse than cats
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Modeeb Title: A Ghost In The Machine
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Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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I took off for about 5 months. I tried again with my wife and it didn't work again. You learn how to pre screen your potential cafe dates on the phone. This way you dont waste ritual chemistry dates. These dates are the key to romance. If all the lights are green, except for a few shrewd women (i.e. one wily librarian which comes to mind), you are laid going into the evening. I love online dating.
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ZartanAround  Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
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if a chick doesn't want you to go down on her, she probably has a yeast infection
or is unclean in some other (poop related) way.
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Modeeb Title: A Ghost In The Machine
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Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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Just get her to take a shower and for god sake trim the rug if its too wild. Some women are so sensitive down there its like your tongue is lightning- slow wins the day
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the_great_ontex Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
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I made an account on a few of those sites... i havnt even uploaded a picture to any of them yet. Many of the chicks on there seem like total materialistic bitches or shallow as shit
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Sansfear Posts: 757
Registered: 2008-8-31 05:04:52
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Cutting To The Chase: Adding a Line To My Dating Profile |
Modeeb posted:
My guess is this line will backfire and women will think Im just a sexual pig, which I may be. I will error on the side of caution. But two more non oral dates and I'm adding it.
It took you two whole sentences to confirm your hunch.
I feel sorry for the women that date you. Maybe you should stick to prostitutes.
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ZartanAround Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
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Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
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Sansfear posted:
Modeeb posted:
My guess is this line will backfire and women will think Im just a sexual pig, which I may be. I will error on the side of caution. But two more non oral dates and I'm adding it.
It took you two whole sentences to confirm your hunch.
I feel sorry for the women that date you. Maybe you should stick to prostitutes.
meh. i feel for mo. i don't want to seriously date chicks that won't take it up the ass.
the oral color is just assumed. maybe they need to come up with a rating system or something.
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the_great_intex Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 1,669
Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
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1/1/00 12:00am
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lol browsing pof and I run across this in one chick's like one liner/description or whatever
"IF your not WHITE then your not RIGHT!!!"
Jesus... lmao
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Date Posted:
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the_great_ontex posted:
I made an account on a few of those sites... i havnt even uploaded a picture to any of them yet. Many of the chicks on there seem like total materialistic bitches or shallow as shit
I bet anything that if put you uploaded a pic of yourself and a vague hint that you make good money all those materialistic bitches would be hitting you up for dates. You will probably attract more interesting women with depth if you keep it as is. Then you'll go out on a date with one and she'll be like, wtf you're hot! and you'll be /duh winning.
Mo I'm with halloweve.... there may be women with incredible talents and appetites out there that will pass your profile by just because you were so forward with what you want in an intimate way... I'd leave that topic for flirtatious conversation over drinks.
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