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Author Topic: Cutting To The Chase: Adding a Line To My Dating Profile [Locked]
Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I'm debating adding a line to my dating profile: The world is divided into women with access to the color of oral joy on their romance palette and those who don't. I prefer a woman with a colorful palette.


Why futz around? I have been meeting women who do not have access to this color. Do you think this might discourage some potential great women? Or, will it attract the right kind of woman , as intended.

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
I think it will not only attract the right kind of women, but the ones who are honest with their sexuality

I don't think I could be with someone without a 'colorful palette' as well
Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I can be with a woman without this color. They have mitigating attributes, which makes it alright. But for deadly perfection, a woman should be practiced in this art. My guess is this line will backfire and women will think Im just a sexual pig, which I may be. I will error on the side of caution. But two more non oral dates and I'm adding it.

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
I'm very clear with my preferences to all potential dates. In fact, it's usually a discussion about those preferences that results in a dialogue that eventually culminates as a date.

I'm sure such an approach has kept some women out of my potential date pool, but I really don't want them in it in the first place...so no loss to me. Probably better off for them as well.
__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
There are so many women out there you might as well be honest. There will be some that likes your profile no matter what if you are halfway attractive.

The thing that annoys me is some women pretend to like certain things you like in order to get you because they think you are attractive.

 

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Rosaria  2 stars
Title: They call me Mellow Yellow, quite rightly.
Posts: 477
Registered: 2003-8-22 10:07:30
There is only one place to go for the wonderful aromatics of natural male musk laced with erotic, arousing pheromones so compelling that you feel as though you are breathing him into your body.


Hint: It's not his face.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
Honesty is a plus. But timing is important, too. Some women will interpret this as demanding. I really dont want a woman to do something she doesnt want to do. But, it is like a woman gaming with a few broken keystrokes, which are vital to bringing down the boss penis.

Bravo Rosa! We always knew you were the plum.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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There is no proof Rosaria is actually female

 

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IMHO  4 stars
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
Rosaria posted:

There is only one place to go for the wonderful aromatics of natural male musk laced with erotic, arousing pheromones so compelling that you feel as though you are breathing him into your body.

Hint: It's not his face.

 

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B_Shinkicker  3 stars
Posts: 519
Registered: 2002-2-24 01:12:47
Rosaria posted:

There is only one place to go for the wonderful aromatics of natural male musk laced with erotic, arousing pheromones so compelling that you feel as though you are breathing him into your body.

Hint: It's not his face.



I'll be in my bunk.

 

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