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ZartanAround  Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
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1/1/00 12:00am
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looking retarded is sticking your wiener in an electrical socket...
which is where you will have better luck than with any breathing human.
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what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
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just go ask your mom, son
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Jesus? No, but there is indeed a god shaped hole in the heart of man, why is yours so empty? -- snarf igraine
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ZartanAround Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
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1/1/00 12:00am
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my mom said that all of the other girls laugh at you. 
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what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
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1/1/00 12:00am
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lol
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Jesus? No, but there is indeed a god shaped hole in the heart of man, why is yours so empty? -- snarf igraine
the original monotheism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus |
Ashmaele  Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
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1/1/00 12:00am
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Mo's a dating god, dating <> marriage
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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everyone should take dating advice from mo
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Jesus? No, but there is indeed a god shaped hole in the heart of man, why is yours so empty? -- snarf igraine
the original monotheism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus |
ZartanAround Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
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1/1/00 12:00am
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to date or not to date |
prove me wrong and ask her out.
then you have an answer to all of your questions.
/throws down gauntlet
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ZartanAround posted:
prove me wrong and ask her out.
then you have an answer to all of your questions.
/throws down gauntlet
lol
youre already wrong.
and shes the one coming on to me.
all i have to do is say yes or no.
im telling ya, man. get out of your cubicle, get some sun and learn to do something like work with your hands.
chicks dig a man whos good with his tool.
besides, sitting on your ass all day isnt good for your circulation and stuff... get some excersize and i bet your wife will quit calling me.
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Jesus? No, but there is indeed a god shaped hole in the heart of man, why is yours so empty? -- snarf igraine
the original monotheism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus
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ZartanAround Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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to date or not to date |
you're the one who started this thread with all of the 12 year old type questions.
ask her out and get it over with...
i promise i won't gloat when you find out that i was right.
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1/1/00 12:00am
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sometimes it helps to think out loud with other voices answering aside from your own.
and youre wrong.
trust me, get out of your cubicle and actually do something some time and you might just understand
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Jesus? No, but there is indeed a god shaped hole in the heart of man, why is yours so empty? -- snarf igraine
the original monotheism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus |
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