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00mpaL00mpa
Posts: 38
Registered: 2004-7-2 00:50:06
Zuizide as a child

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80737125/

 

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BigBor  1 star
Posts: 150
Registered: 2010-12-10 08:37:46
B$tch is lucky. Take my bacon and I will cut you and let you bleed out real slow in a ditch.


Just saying.

 

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Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
Bacon is good on some things, but I really don't get the obsession some people have with it.

 

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Bhutthed  1 star
Title: His Bhuttness
Posts: 161
Registered: 2004-8-9 06:49:23
Let me check the crystal ball:


Doc: Mr Bhutthed, we are going to have to cut bacon out of your diet. Too much of a health risk.


Me: Um, or what?


Doc: Well, didn't you hear? We're talking about your life!


Me: ...


Me: So what are you thinking doc, open casket work for you?

 

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CoffeeandBagel  3 stars
Posts: 502
Registered: 2010-8-28 19:27:13
Bhacon every year on his tombstone
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
I would have gotten my ass busted if I'd carried on like that as a child, frankly. Also, I hate to say this, but it's pretty obvious to me that this kid either needs a lot less bacon, cheese in a can, etc. in his diet, or he needs to be far more physically active than what he is.

Now that said, I think the adults are going about it all wrong. Why make this grand production of it? If you're the parent of a small child, you control the food that is allowed in the house, and you prepare the meals. That child isn't footing the grocery bill, and he's not cooking his own food, either. If there's a certain food or group of foods his parent(s) don't want him to routinely gorge himself on, then his parent(s) should either only buy/prepare this food every once in a rare while, or simply stop buying/preparing it altogether. It's not that hard a concept.

Yeah, the kid will probably throw a fit, but so what? Sometimes in life he's not going to get everything he wants the second he wants it, and he might as well come to grips with that fact now.

 

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Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
zuizide  1 star
Title: FF's Hyssop Vendor
Posts: 111
Registered: 2000-10-12 08:39:50
I give my dogs beggin strips. They go apeshit when you say bacon. I tell everyone it's canine crack.

 

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00mpaL00mpa
Posts: 38
Registered: 2004-7-2 00:50:06
Bhut... Korea does bacon right... no wonder why they eat it morning noon and night.... this is..... HEAVEN

 

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Bhutthed  1 star
Title: His Bhuttness
Posts: 161
Registered: 2004-8-9 06:49:23
Gonna have to book a flight to Korea then


I do know from Kuldar that Australia has no real bacon to speak of. Very surprised it has not yet collapsed into the ocean.

 

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CoffeeandBagel  3 stars
Posts: 502
Registered: 2010-8-28 19:27:13
whats shakin bakon

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