8 years ago I took my girlfriend to her prom in Long Beach..... was a secured parking lot indoor with bike security guards riding around inside of it. We go inside, have a great time.... stay for about 3-4hours. When we go outside to the truck (2001 Toyota Tundra), open the door all the papers, junk, pens, paper, coupons and shit from the center console is all in the passenger seat. I'm like.... "what the fuck?!?" I look in the backseat because I had a backpack with liquor in it, an ounce of weed, and a gang of other shit... was untouched!!!


So I start to assess the damage and this is the total of items lost to crack heads:


1.)53 - 87 cents in the drinkholder of the truck.

2.)A brush/comb.

3.)Half a bottle of cologne.

4.)A lighter.

5.)5 dollar sunglasses.

6.)The hotel room key for the after party.(Worst part I know, but it was no problem I told the attendant at the hotel what happened, gave me a free key...)


I told the security guard at the front when she was raising the arm to let us out that someone had broken into the truck. And she says, "want me to call the cops or what? huh?" all ghetto as fuck. I was like... "no, but I was just telling you, even though you have security guards riding around in here patrolling someone is still breaking into cars thats pretty fucking pathetic don't you think? She starts to try to say something else and I cut her off with, "Listen.... just because your boyfriend is riding around stealing 80 fucking cents out of each car that parks and walks inside doesn't mean you need to get all fucking ghetto and snappy with me, now open that fucking arm up bitch."


Bitch was so scared I knew exactly what they were doing.....

 

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Sounds like that scene from the movie Jeepers Creepers

 

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Had my shit broken inti like 5 years ago. Stole 2 vx1000's with death lenses, a canon dslr and my bag full of tools. Consider yourselves lucky.

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There is nothing in my car of value. If someone broke my window to get in my car I would be SOOO MAD that they broke my window. The car is worth steeling but nothing in it. Id have to pay for an expensive ass window and then new tints......

The only thing worth steeling in my car would be my 32 gb SD card in the dash with some music on it lol.

 

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lol