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Author Topic: So my car got broken into last night... [Locked]
-Snatch-  1 star
Title: Not just a movie, also a destination
Posts: 56
Registered: 2001-10-13 12:10:59
Well, it was my girlfriend's car. Went to dinner with a couple of friends and were probably inside for an hour and twenty minutes or so. The back lot where we were parked is fairly open and probably had about 60 other cars in it. There was a torrential downpour for about the first 20 minutes we were there and I am guessing that's when they smashed out her back window. Best part is, all they did was reach in and grab her gym bag with her workout clothes and a new pair of shoes. They left an ipod, GPS, $100ish in small bills, and 2 pair of designer sunglasses that were sitting in the center console.


Needless to say, I had to wait an hour to file a report and didn't get laid last night, thanks you vagrant piece of dumpy cunt...I hope you pawned the clothes and died from the dirty crack rock you smoked.


EDIT: FFT - there was a 5 series BMW and a Mercedes on either side of us untouched...she drives a 2010 Xterra.

 

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_Shang_  1 star
Title: ~Caustic~
Posts: 185
Registered: 2001-8-25 18:04:01
Sounds like it was planned, damned panty sniffers.

 

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DaFire_Chief  1 star
Title: loot gods worst enemy
Posts: 182
Registered: 2003-12-13 19:26:44
-Snatch- posted:

Needless to say, I had to wait an hour to file a report and didn't get laid last night, thanks you vagrant piece of dumpy cunt...I hope you pawned the clothes and died from the dirty crack rock you smoked.


EDIT: FFT - there was a 5 series BMW and a Mercedes on either side of us untouched...she drives a 2010 Xterra.



made me lol yeah people are fucking retarded but they didn't open the door b/c it usually sets the alarm off. but if you just break the window with factory alarms it wont set them off unless you open the door which is why they just grabed what they seen and dipped.

 

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sliyurs  3 stars
Title: Official VN Stalker
Posts: 771
Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11
I had my car broken into once, I had a couple of pairs of vintage ray bans, an iPod, and a bunch of other semi-valuable things. All they took was the change from my ash tray lol. They pried open my sun roof for some chump change lol.

 

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How did this stop you from getting laid?
sliyurs  3 stars
Title: Official VN Stalker
Posts: 771
Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11
-Snatch- posted:

EDIT: FFT - there was a 5 series BMW and a Mercedes on either side of us untouched...she drives a 2010 Xterra.



Nice cars like BMW and Mercedes never seem to get broken into. I don't know if they actually have superior security systems, but it seems that the thieves think they do.

 

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CoffeeandBagel  3 stars
Posts: 502
Registered: 2010-8-28 19:27:13
They were going to role play that she was a work out teacher, and without the outfit and new shoes, it's like a cobra without its venom....
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Posts: 39
Registered: 2003-5-24 13:36:03
DaFire_Chief posted:

-Snatch- posted:

Needless to say, I had to wait an hour to file a report and didn't get laid last night, thanks you vagrant piece of dumpy cunt...I hope you pawned the clothes and died from the dirty crack rock you smoked.


EDIT: FFT - there was a 5 series BMW and a Mercedes on either side of us untouched...she drives a 2010 Xterra.



made me lol yeah people are fucking retarded but they didn't open the door b/c it usually sets the alarm off. but if you just break the window with factory alarms it wont set them off unless you open the door which is why they just grabed what they seen and dipped.



almost like you were there..
-Snatch-  1 star
Title: Not just a movie, also a destination
Posts: 56
Registered: 2001-10-13 12:10:59
She does corporate health with Turner Broadcasting and had to go in at 5am this morning...after waiting for an hour and getting home after midnight let's just say she wasn't in the "mood."


Albeit I didn't let it stop me fapping off into the bathroom sink with hand soap after she crashed.

 

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CoffeeandBagel  3 stars
Posts: 502
Registered: 2010-8-28 19:27:13
hand soap always gets in the cuts and bumps on my shaft and it stings like a booger, you are a tolerant man!

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