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sliyurs  3 stars
Title: Official VN Stalker
Posts: 771
Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11
Know how I know this story is fake?Snatch said he had a gf LOL.

 

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CoffeeandBagel  3 stars
Posts: 502
Registered: 2010-8-28 19:27:13
no, it's fake because he said he didn't get laid, he gets laid every night, no matter how much broken glass is around
sliyurs  3 stars
Title: Official VN Stalker
Posts: 771
Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11

 

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-Snatch-  1 star
Title: Not just a movie, also a destination
Posts: 56
Registered: 2001-10-13 12:10:59
You think I am afraid to take a cum stained pillow out in public? You are fucking mistaken.

 

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CoffeeandBagel  3 stars
Posts: 502
Registered: 2010-8-28 19:27:13
did I hear bacon? oh I was mistaken!

Cum stained pillows stick to your crotch, I wear one around outside, it's like a free cup for when I get in street fights with 8 year olds trying to steal their softball or lunch money.
Simon_Fretter  1 star
Posts: 139
Registered: 2010-11-1 23:18:42
sliyurs posted:

Spoiler



Do you ever wonder why I call you a garbage poster? I wonder if you think I'm just saying that, or that I might really mean that. Not that you spoiled that for me, it's just that you leave little fecal piles waiting around for some unfortunate person to step in.
sliyurs  3 stars
Title: Official VN Stalker
Posts: 771
Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11
Simon_Fretter posted:

sliyurs posted:

Spoiler



Do you ever wonder why I call you a garbage poster? I wonder if you think I'm just saying that, or that I might really mean that. Not that you spoiled that for me, it's just that you leave little fecal piles waiting around for some unfortunate person to step in.



I honestly didn't even think of that as a spoiler. I sincerely apologize, in all honesty I fucking HATE when people post spoilers, so I hear you.

But you should also be caught up on the season since it is already over and that wasn't even the last episode. Plus, you HAVE to have seen that one coming lol.

 

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kolbar  1 star
Posts: 56
Registered: 2002-7-4 11:53:05
the reason you were chosen over the other cars was the bag.you presented the thief with a quick easy score that had very low risk.if you are a thief you look for things to steal while walking by he saw the bag and went for it.it takes less than seconds to break a car window and grab it.

 

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sliyurs  3 stars
Title: Official VN Stalker
Posts: 771
Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11
Hell, I would be willing to PM a mod to have that removed if you insisted.

 

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-Snatch-  1 star
Title: Not just a movie, also a destination
Posts: 56
Registered: 2001-10-13 12:10:59
It was her bag, and yes, I agree with that statement. I wasn't even really paying attention to what was in the back seat. I have my rear windows tinted blacker than BPX's dick and I never leave anything out up front in my car, can't say the same for hers.

 

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