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Noetic2
Posts: 6
Registered: 2002-12-14 08:01:08
One of VN's all-time classic threads.

 

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yesSIRdt
Posts: 25
Registered: 2008-5-30 11:51:23
Pimpin' began the intellectual decline of the human race.


Thank God this degenerate will never reproduce, if you can't hang on to a complete whore and get her to love you.....you are pretty much up shit creek without a paddle.

 

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Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
Evil-Death-Monkey posted:

Remember the time you said you had herpes on your dick but you cut off the herpes part lawl



What in the fuck?

 

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cKImpact
Posts: 2
Registered: 2001-5-23 20:34:39
All I read in the first post was,

"I loved a skank, my life has barely any meaning other than that 2007-present."

 

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Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
UDs are strictly dickly.

 

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Sometimes I just want to kick babies.
Zalmoxis says, "ou sir are a pimp"
chapuddle
Posts: 13
Registered: 2004-10-30 11:09:45
Pimpin-Smurf posted:

UDs are strictly dickly.



stop repeating that line, you clearly think it's funny and want someone to compliment you on its cleverness, but it's neither funny nor clever

 

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Pimpin-Smurf posted:

Frog- posted:

doesn't count if he doesn't jizz

TheWitchKing1
Posts: 1
Registered: 2003-5-21 17:14:01
I would have beat that bitch wow
Snackpack_Genocide  1 star
Posts: 54
Registered: 2008-8-20 09:51:42
chapuddle posted:

Pimpin-Smurf posted:

UDs are strictly dickly.



stop repeating that line, you clearly think it's funny and want someone to compliment you on its cleverness, but it's neither funny nor clever

 

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Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
UD's are homo ass lovers.

 

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Sometimes I just want to kick babies.
Zalmoxis says, "ou sir are a pimp"
.-Vega-.  2 stars
Posts: 420
Registered: 2005-6-20 13:31:05
This thread reminds me that the anal video is long over due.

 

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