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Myrdraal_DT
Posts: 2
Registered: 2003-5-3 12:39:40
Pimpin-Smurf posted:

Ive seen some of your pics and you failed at genetics IRL. I can pickup the phone and order some pussy. Youll never experience pussy in your life.



please explainn why you stayed with a trailer trash whore who sucked everyone off at staples then you stupid fucking serial killer looking faggot.

you couldn't order pussy if prostitution was legal

 

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LAWL
Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
I look like a serial killer? I kinda thought that after taking that pic. Its a good pic though. I didnt stay with a trailer park whore. I eventually kicked her out. She wanted to go ISO cock anyhow. I would have been happier if things could have been fixed, when you invest that many years into a relationship and it falls apart its a waste of your life. However she clearly could not be left alone without searching for cock. My relatives couldnt even take her to the store with them she would hit on dudes in the walmart checkout lines. And whoever she is with now is most definitely getting a taste of another guys dick from time to time. She was sucking cock within the 5 minute time period it took her to drive to work in the mornings. Theres no way you can catch her.

 

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Myrdraal_DT
Posts: 2
Registered: 2003-5-3 12:39:40
Pimpin-Smurf posted:

I look like a serial killer? I kinda thought that after taking that pic. Its a good pic though. I didnt stay with a trailer park whore. I eventually kicked her out. She wanted to go ISO cock anyhow. I would have been happier if things could have been fixed, when you invest that many years into a relationship and it falls apart its a waste of your life. However she clearly could not be left alone without searching for cock. My relatives couldnt even take her to the store with them she would hit on dudes in the walmart checkout lines.



you do realize how fucking stupid and bias you sound, right?

 

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LAWL
Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
I dont believe you have a GF or have ever experienced a vagina so why are you attempting to insult those that have?

 

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Sometimes I just want to kick babies.
Zalmoxis says, "ou sir are a pimp"
_PersonalJesus_  1 star
Posts: 67
Registered: 2005-9-3 01:38:08
K077 posted:

Noetic2 posted:



 

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Noetic2
Posts: 6
Registered: 2002-12-14 08:01:08
Pimpin-Smurf posted:

I dont believe you have a GF or have ever experienced a vagina so why are you attempting to insult those that have?



I always laugh when you suggest that getting some vag is all that matters in life. We all love it, but most of us don't love it enough to take a shot in the mouth from some other guy just to get it.

 

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S-U-C-C-U-B-I-C-H
Posts: 1
Registered: 2000-10-12 02:27:58
I didnt read any of this.

 

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Player_Killers
Posts: 9
Registered: 2005-1-20 14:37:12
XxDamnationxX posted:

ParkStool posted:

You're a huge faggot pimpin

 

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playingacagain
Posts: 5
Registered: 2005-5-28 17:13:47
No jizz.
Darkmirror
Posts: 1
Registered: 2000-12-9 21:05:00
Noetic2 posted:





btw, how bad does she have to be at giving BJ's if he really never jizzed?

 

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