As a prospering Minstrel, I have to ask my fellow Song masters what they did to the female community. We have everything to offer...and we're...


What was that Chirelith?


"Minstrels remind me of your little brother's friend who has perennial unrequited crushes on you and your girlfriends."


I mean we have Songs, Dashing swordplay, Obvious dexterity as seen by out acrobatics, Poetry, and best of all we are always available for a test run. We know you'll comeback for more. Ya thought Infils had good hands. *Wink*


I shall make it my personal mission to correct this misnomer.


In fact, present here a call to arms to all my fellow minstrels to repair this injustice.


Take up yer lutes, bring forth yer flutes and swoon these women. Let them know they are missing the best of what Albion has.

hmmmmmm ... Hamir, you may have a point there. Let me see ... 12 Albion classes: 12 signs of the zodiac. There must be a post there to be had .....


*sighs and swoons slightly at all the mention of Elves*

heh ... they try to kill us, though.

*still looks around for any pretty Avalonians*

Well if Yset's guide is accurate at all, that just goes to show my signature is even more true, and I'm even less a paladin than I thought.


Corrupt me...*snickers*


Pretty theurgists in those dresses, the way they wiggle when they cast..... *drools*

removed to put on it's own thread seeing as noone wanted to even say "G, you suck for ripping off her idea" woulda been nice if someone had at least flamed me

There's a reason why I go for Infiltrators of all the Albion guys. Though, on this note, I'd be /highly/ amused to hear what Lensar had to say in a similar vein about female nightshades. (Particularly elven ones)

edit: double post...eek

<I am a Elf. I am also Dark and Brooding. Feel free to beckon me over for a kiss.>


Tempting...but for the very fact you're an Eldritch, I won't even breathe within range of you, let alone kiss you unless you're dead or willing to have someone tie up your hands first.


Would you settle for a friendly long-distance wave?


Breegan: Awww. I'm a sucker for a song. (And I'm sure there is more than one way to play that lute. )

Chier, I've found the best way to hit on elven eldrich men is to wait until they're mezzed and drag them off somewhere private before it wears off. I know some of your countrywomen have stumbled across this technique because I've watched stealthed while (not naming any names to protect the very guilty) a group of 4 Alb women mezzed a lone eldie and stripteased for him.


I suppose I could have rescued him, but for some reason I doubt he'd have thanked me.

Hey! Where is the ode to the female Cleric?!

*grins*


Saxum aka Biggee..

How unfair is it that I made the same mention of your name in alliance chat and get in trouble.. here..

All is fair in posts and flames!


I wouldnt call friar's accounts.. I mean they do have that big..

Stick.


Minstrels have that speed.. and power.. song.


Infilitrators?

Well hrm.. they are in and out without you even knowing they were there.

Im not sure thats a good thing.


*giggles and runs away*

Bandor: Us pretty Avalonian guys get confused by one woman so much we run around not knowing whats going on. Takes another one forward enough to smack us upside the head to get us back to our senses.


Aye, ye need a good merc, Bandor. <Laughs and walks off with her fire wizard, carefully avoiding any towers.>


Norax: Bah, when you want a job done right you call an armsman.


Lokke: and when you want it done without anyone knowing, and infiltrator.


Fhelix: <Prays>


<sighs and shakes her head>


Yset: I know what you mean about armsmen and the hot-springs in Snowdonia... One decided to bathe in our pond rather than use the bath house. Gave my sisters quite a show.

 

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