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Nerhesi
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*rubs his chin*


Hrmm.
{old}vn_serapisavara
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Damn, got me
Yset_de_Lys
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An' you're complaining, M'sieur Serapis?

*laughs*

What would you rather I said?
{old}Chirelith
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I love this post Yset!


Just for the score:

Paladins=0

Mercenaries=4

Armsmen=3

Infiltrators=almost 1? <grin>

Minstrels=1

Scouts=3

Theurgists=0

Cabalists=3

Sorcerers=0

Wizards=1

Clerics=3

Friars=0


I personally have an inclination towards cabalists and mercenaries. The drinking water in the Guild of Shadows might be tainted for they always strike me as possessing a dark, brooding, uninhibited sexuality about them. Sort of a Heathcliff type character that makes me intrigued to know more..rowr.


Armsmen I simply don't take seriously. Never met one without a healthy libido, outrageous brogue,and a bevy of women. Someone I'd rather take as a drinking buddy (or maybe a one-night fling as a result) than a lover.


Paladins...I think the chivalry is charming but I swear you have to smack 'em with a 2x4 to get one to notice when a woman is flirting with them and a bloody God-granted miracle to get them to respond in kind.


Mages and clerics in general sort of strike me as adrogynous, aloof, and sort of elderly for some reason. Not sure why.


Infiltrators and scouts tend to be wickedly charming and funny. Greatest potential for sexual deviations: voyeurism (stealth), s&m (riding crops, saddles), and fetishes (cake). Always the friend that you *might* envision as more than a friend save for the fact that every other red-blooded Albion woman is wondering the same thing as you.


Friars just remind me of accountants. Does nothing for me.


Minstrels remind me of your little brother's friend who has perennial unrequited crushes on you and your girlfriends.


Of course, anyone is always welcome to feel free to confirm these opinions..or change my mind.
Kinojay
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<uses his dark, brooding charms on Chirelith>

 

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Maccool
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<beckons Chirelith>
{old}Chirelith
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</melts>


Oh...and just so I don't seem realm-biased, I just LOVE elven men. I'm going to kidnap one someday in Emain and take him home with me...just you wait and see.
dcebigz
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Wait, am I supposed to post here?


*looks around*


*slowly steps away from the post to get another drink*


Good luck figuring us out


EDIT: Accountants?!?! ouch
Yset_de_Lys
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*crosses out Chire's 3 and her own 3 next to Armsmen*

*replaces each 3 with a 2.5*

*coughs*

*laughs*
{old}Chirelith
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rofl Yset!


<coughs and whistles innocently>

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