Hrm.. perhaps we need to devise a new class for Straton..

Mayhaps the Fallen Palladin?


Hrm.. or the tainted saint?


No no saint just doesn't work.


Well as a Humble and Pious Cleric of the Church of Albion..

*coughs*

I feel that it the Paladins and Clerics duty to spread joy and happiness to all the people of Albion! (In whichever form that may take)

*wicked grin*

Aye it is our duty to convert all those sinners in anyway we can.

Finding the right way.. now THAT is where the fun lies!


Alas.. this duty must go on without me, for I have a specific armsman in much need of "cleric attention". Such a sinful man will need lots of conversion..


Muahahahaha

From a guy's point of view, I have to say the female clerics of Albion are probably the most naughty bunch I've met. They really put a new spin on the "holy daughters of Albion."

 

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Oh we are not!


<re-adjusts her tarnished and crooked halo>

Actually, I chose cleric very specifically. The female clerics I've met in Albion are far naughtier (hehe, naughty is a weird word, but the best one I can think of) than the friar-chicks I've met. But the female friars are definitely more playful.


As to which one I go for more, I'm not telling. That's for me to know and you to try to find out!

 

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You have no reason to pout, trust me. I certainly wasn't saying anything bad about female friars. And you still don't know which one I prefer.

 

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Hmmm, well of course I always knew us paladins were a strange lot, anyway, but it does the heart good to know that there are some that have fallen as far as I have myself from grace. Ahem.


*swats off a few pallies buzzing around her*


Straton, I can't resist but to comment on yer comments, lad ...


1. Perhaps it isn't always what a woman wants to hear. Maybe she has already heard how her face is the light that keeps the world going, how her eyes are stars and how the universe bows down before her. She is Woman. She therefore knows all these things. It's very flattering and poetic, but the problem with most pallies is that they never know when to shut up and just buy a girl a drink.


2. Swooning and sighing and yearning don't do an awful lot to continue the Paladin strain. Actions do, however. Why do you think there's so many armsmen running about?


3. Heh! Alas, though, I rarely see paladins inside the taverns, so those poor innkeepers can't be doing that well ...


4. Hey, I never sent anyone out to reclaim kingdoms or anything? No, these were vows to the Church that I mentioned. Once upon a time, I had a fiance, a paladin lad. He made vows. His conscience, or something, brought him to leave me just before the wedding-day, some church vow or other changing his mind. Now, what red-blooded man would let a church vow dissuade him away from finding God wi' the lady of his dreams, eh?

A curse on all vows, say I.

Anyways, it left me able to carry out a bit of research .... ummmm ....


5. Ach, there's boredom, and there's impenetrable frustration. Does that far-away look in his eye mean that he's going to come out with a poetic couplet, or that he's contemplating God, or wondering what to have for dinner, or that he's going to fart (never good within plate armour, hmmm that's another point about plate-wearers, actually, occasionally it's not all too pleasant when they disrobe. Before you turn that back at me, ladies don't fart, so there)?


6. Shhhhh, don't tell us. It's far too fun doing the corrupting. Don't spoil it.


However, some of you are quite sweet, really ....


*grins*

"THEURGISTS:

Hmmm. With all those minions running about, these guys seem to wish for a harem. Be prepared for a little bit of slavery and ordering about. Which is all well and fine. "


Close! I didnt get the name "Fishmonger" by selling fish. *ahem* (practicing my line) "Thou shalt suffer unto me my share of the coin at once, wench!!!" . . Times were better then. I guess it shall continue to be Theurgy for me, for the foreseeable future.


Aydsneth Fishmonger, Theurgist

*flashes Yset a sly grin*


now what about us mercenaries darlin'?


or perhaps this one in particular *winks*

An' what about you, hmmm?


*grins back*


anything I wrote that you take exception to, hmm? We could meet to discuss it .... heh

<grins evilly>


hmm is that a promise?


but i assure you..i am no paladin hehe