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{old}Chirelith
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The proof is in the pudding, so to speak.
dcebigz
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Zira didnt post about friars
{old}Chirelith
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Hmm..he *does* carry a rather big stick no?
Cuthlan_Rhea
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PALADINS:

Seem to be obsessed with gallantry and courtly love. Swoon and sigh and yearn and declare love at the drop of a hat (or plate helmet). But – are you the only woman in their lives, or do they love the Church more? Have a tendency to make vows and use them as excuses. Need to do a lot of guesswork with them. Can you cope with having to be good and well-behaved all the time with them? No, thought not. It can be fun to corrupt them, however. >>


FALSE! Oh so false! You're givin' me a bad name!


I have never ever ever declared my love for anyone! I, er... um... It's not a commitment thing, I swear. There's just too many to pick from, they've all got a lil' piece of my heart.


As for good and well behaved... pah. That's an excuse alot o' paladins give because they're shy and unsure of themselves. Our sole purpose is to uphold the Lord's will with the tip o' our swords, he never said a thing about not having fun while we do it!


...or... maybe that's why I don't get invited to sunday dinners in the chapel anymore.


-C, the rougish-paladin (according to Seclruda)

 

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{old}Chirelith
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Perhaps if your kind pinned down a lady with the tip of your swords and gave the Lord's will a rest for an hour or two once in a while, we could shed these our rather misinformed impressions. <grin>


<begins etching Cuthlan's name in a 2x4 piece of runewood>
Cuthlan_Rhea
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Chirelith, I assure you, you've got the complete wrong impression


Either that, or you've not yet met the proper paladin. Where did you say you normally were in Albion?


<<Ha! I must be meeting the wrong paladins =(


"Staring! I'm not staring, m'dear lady, I'm a man of the church! I was simply admiring. Er, would you mind removing your cloak? ::charming smile::" >>


Erm, that wasn't me was it? Sounds like somethin' I recall sayin', but never with the sappy charming smile bit. Or is someone bogartin' my style?

 

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{old}Chirelith
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<Either that, or you've not yet met the proper paladin.>


Well that's exactly the problem, my dear Cuthlan...I've met *way* too many proper paladins.


Now meeting a wolf in sheep's clothing, so to speak, is another proposition altogether...
Kinojay
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*runs this thread through the Pornolizer (www.pornolize.com) link that Taolynn provided and laughs*

 

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topo357
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<Steps in and looks around>.....<flexes and leaves>
Kultane02
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I'n wondering how many girls i've flirted with. If I have let me know.


Key to Hib women, easy kill them last even if they can stun your whole group and murder you.

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