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Remember this?
ORACLE IS THE GREATEST!~!
1. A guildmaster that ensures that those with Alt fetishes (Unika and Oorko) are levelled both quickly and with entertainment. The weeknights when Retal holds PBAE groups in Avalon City are truly the best experience I've had in-game
2. Everyone gets a fair crack at RvR. Whether you are an Earth Wizard, an Infiltrator or a Rejuv Friar we always mix and match to allow our guildmates to run in RvR in equal measure.
3. We love our realm mates. We made it a guild pre-requisite to have the Croc Tear Ring on each of our toons and pulsing so our less fortunate realm mates can run with us in RvR.
4. Despite the above, we never zerg unless its for big focus RvR. i.e. Relics. We try and make it fair for our opponents in field fights and in so doing make Gawaine as a whole a better place to play.
5. Politeness! If you have only mean things to say, you are better off saying nothing at all. Thanks to Shyne for his kindness, and Unika for his important /as messages to foster our relationships with the likes of ToA, Unity and Pariah (and whoever else is in our Alliance which I cannot remember right now but will come back to me the moment I check the Herald)
6. Fairness. We don't cheat. You'll never see Unika exploiting Avalon City, Althena using Radar or Vandelay window dragging... well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad!!
7. Jesus. We love him and he loves us, and all his children. Even you Mugombie.
8. The Ladies. All the good looking birds end up in Oracle. Why? Because Retaliation is a Pussy Magnet.
9. Ethnic Diversity. We allow all nations in our Guild. If you are a pasty buck-toothed Brit, a slanty-eyed yellow devil or a cornstalk-chewing Hick, this Guild is for you.
10. The Forums. Where else does Albion come to organise its large-scale events? Why, it’s our forums of course, where Dalaran and Pinion fight over the right to be big cock Albion Raid Leader.
I would even add that we are close friends in real life. Why not a few months ago our GM made a trip across the country to meet a guildmate where he was welcomed with beer, festivity and sodomy in the back of a pick-up truck on a lonely, unlit country road.
Charnley
I think this is the closest to a guild charter that we ever had.
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Mugombie
LOGICS! I BRING IT!
Carpe Scrotum!