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tillsb  2 stars
Title: me
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Registered: 2003-7-24 20:45:26
Jezza_Belle posted:

Itab posted:

Jezza_Belle posted:

BritonGuy posted:

Googling Twilight again Jezza?



no, posted on a MALE friend's facebook.



A gay male.



Then why is he always hitting on me?



Bad taste?
putzbutt  1 star
Posts: 156
Registered: 2001-12-25 08:34:18
well Jezza, you're young to me


not that it matters

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Jezza_Belle posted:

Itab posted:

Jezza_Belle posted:

BritonGuy posted:

Googling Twilight again Jezza?



no, posted on a MALE friend's facebook.



A gay male.



Then why is he always hitting on me?


You got me there. Pm me a full frontal and I will get back to you

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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Face > all.

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
George R.R. Martin. Both characters are killed before then 5th chapter.
Tipztoe  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
is there a Mel Gibson one where he goes on a tirade, calls the main vampire the n word, then claims there was no vampire holocaust?
Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
If famous writers had penned Debbie Does Dallas.......................

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:



Face > all.



ROFL, that's awesome!

 

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Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
JD_HOGG posted:

George R.R. Martin. Both characters are killed before then 5th chapter.



Nah. Neither Edward or Bella are likeable/interesting. They'd live forever in a Martin novel.

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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tillsb posted:

Jezza_Belle posted:

Itab posted:

Jezza_Belle posted:

BritonGuy posted:

Googling Twilight again Jezza?



no, posted on a MALE friend's facebook.



A gay male.



Then why is he always hitting on me?



Bad taste?


maybe he considers you mannish enough?

 

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