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I found this amusing... If famous writers had penned Twilight
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Jezza_Belle
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I found this amusing... If famous writers had penned Twilight
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http://elizabethrstark.com/2011/12/19/if-famous-writers-had-written-twilight/#.TwO9LbzUWO0.facebook
These were my two favorites.
Cormac McCarthy
In the opening scene, Edward dashes Bella’s head against a rock and rapes her corpse. Then he and Jacob take off on an unexplained rampage through the West.
Jane Austen
Basically the same as the original, except that Bella is socially apt and incredibly witty. Her distrust of Edward is initially bourne out of a tragic misunderstanding of his character, but after a fling with Jacob during which he sexually assaults her (amusing to no one in this version) she and Edward live happily ever after.
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*cringes*
Old people humour.
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Jezza_Belle
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I suppose if by old you mean "well read".
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I hear there's this new show called Jersey Shore that ripe for parody. HAI GUIS! SNOOKI! LOLOLOLOLOL!
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Jezza_Belle
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sense... you make none.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
sense... you make none.
Cents*
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Jezza_Belle
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Itab posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
sense... you make none.
Cents*
Scents, you make too many?
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TickyAtack
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Jezza_Belle posted:
I suppose if by old you mean "well read".
You're old.
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Jezza_Belle
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TickyAtack posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
I suppose if by old you mean "well read".
You're old.
you're ugly
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TickyAtack
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hah!
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