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I found this amusing... If famous writers had penned Twilight
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Jezza_Belle
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Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
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I found this amusing... If famous writers had penned Twilight
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sorry, it's a knee jerk reaction, my kid calls me old all the time.
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BritonGuy
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Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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Googling Twilight again Jezza?
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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WTF @ this thread! 
Still....I'm amused! 
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Itab
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Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
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Jezza_Belle posted:
Itab posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
sense... you make none.
Cents*
Scents, you make too many?
Marry me. 
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Jezza_Belle
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BritonGuy posted:
Googling Twilight again Jezza?
no, posted on a MALE friend's facebook.
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Itab
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I found this amusing... If famous writers had penned Twilight
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Jezza_Belle posted:
BritonGuy posted:
Googling Twilight again Jezza?
no, posted on a MALE friend's facebook.
A gay male.
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Jezza_Belle
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Itab posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
BritonGuy posted:
Googling Twilight again Jezza?
no, posted on a MALE friend's facebook.
A gay male.
Then why is he always hitting on me?
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-MrBean-
Title: Now With Extra Baldness
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Registered: 2001-5-23 14:15:00
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I liked this one:
William Gibson:
Plot: Bella is a failed prototype of Artificial Intelligence living in an Archology in the suburbs of the Neo-Seattle Cyberspace and is a hyper-hyped celebrity-artist wannabe. As her scuptures made of discarded Hitachi Magic Wands don’t pay for her addiction for designer nanoprobes, she is about to consider selling her lines of pink code to a Snuffer-than-snuff Albanian memory implant service. There, she meets the dashing/doomed hacker EdWard_v0.9. At first unimpressed by his online-persona (A vampire, like everybody else), she is strangely attracted by his demure if not vacant attitude (he’s mostly AFK, to be honest). EdWard is running away from a mega-corporation who has unleashed a new breed of software agents called Werewolves on his virtual ass. One of them, called JacobShavenTorso will kidnap her during an epic cyber-heist/exploit whose description will last for five chapters. Once Bella is extracted, they hide in the darkspace, out of the reach of any known search engine and wins her CPU over. Unfortunately, during a slow-mo tedious-core lovemaking description, Jacob hits Bella’s reset button by mistake and EdWard_v0.9 gets another chance at making it work… but he is AFK again, operating his Toyota-Monsanto sandwich maker. Bella falls in love with him again, triggering a final philosophical one line pop-shot from the author about the recursive nature of non-reality, or something.
Style: No sentences are more than four words but 50% of the time contain a cool brand made of the fusion of two existing but unrelated corporation names. The rest have a random allusion to a fiercely emerging third-word country.
In the future, even English grammar is tortured by cyber-implants…
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A lot of them just seemed like they wee trying too hard.
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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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"Dostoyevsky: In the first chapter, we learn that Bella is an impoverished ex-student in St. Petersburg who conspires to kill Edward for the money he has taken from his victims during his life as a vampire. The rest of the novel investigates Bella’s tortured internal argument as she seeks to justify staking Edward because of all the good she plans to do with his money, versus her guilt at killing him, which simultaneously represents her desire to kill her father and the prevailing spirit of atheism that is threatening to kill society."
Flawless.
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tillsb
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Registered: 2003-7-24 20:45:26
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lol @ Twilight
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