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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
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Nah if shes on top she can't get pregnant. Thats the power of gravity.

 

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Itab  4 stars
Title: I
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Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
Kordirn posted:

Nah if shes on top she can't get pregnant. Thats the power of gravity.



What about sideways?

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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Itab posted:

Kordirn posted:

Nah if shes on top she can't get pregnant. Thats the power of gravity.



What about sideways?



Jumping jacks.

 

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.Sylva.  1 star
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Registered: 2001-4-8 18:38:12
Bitches be crazy. Take that as you will.

 

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Hyperimiator  3 stars
Title: Maximus Probus
Posts: 840
Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
There is a statute of limitation that allows her to reopen the divorce settlement if you start up relations with her again. (it varies by state)

I hope your divorce for your sake was a lot of years, ago, otherwise you are allowing yourself to be setup.

 

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Itab  4 stars
Title: I
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Dark_EternalFF posted:

Itab posted:

Kordirn posted:

Nah if shes on top she can't get pregnant. Thats the power of gravity.



What about sideways?



Jumping jacks.





There we go!

Maybe a tampon with a long rope.

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Hyperimiator posted:

There is a statute of limitation that allows her to reopen the divorce settlement if you start up relations with her again. (it varies by state)

I hope your divorce for your sake was a lot of years, ago, otherwise you are allowing yourself to be setup.



I need to Google this....

Did your ex do this when you effed her to get your oregano back?

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
someone told me once they read if you just sleep in the same house over night they can make you restart a divorce. the wait time and all. redo it all over again.

no idea if it was true or not.

might want to really check that out.

 

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OG_Loki  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
I love texts from Bennet.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
If you don't encounter her in your life, don't have kids, and the divorce is 100% finalized including all asset issues, do whatever you want. Otherwise hit the gym, delete her from Facebook, and lawyer up.

 

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