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Hyperimiator  3 stars
Title: Maximus Probus
Posts: 840
Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
My lawyer told me not to worry they don't reopen over pets.

I figure that since she works for the divorce court over there, some Attorney wanted to get into her pants and did it for her after feeding her a line of crap about what he could do, my only hope was that she had to put out for nothing, haha.

 

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Itab  4 stars
Title: I
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Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
Kanga_Roo posted:

You shouldn't but you will

 

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Itab  4 stars
Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
Hyperimiator posted:

My lawyer told me not to worry they don't reopen over pets.

I figure that since she works for the divorce court over there, some Attorney wanted to get into her pants and did it for her after feeding her a line of crap about what he could do, my only hope was that she had to put out for nothing, haha.



Lmao.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
OG_Loki posted:

I love texts from Bennet.



HUSTLA DA RABBIT

I seriously lol'd for 5 minutes straight when I read that. Mac Lethal is the isht.

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
[face_thinks_about_it_for_0.0000000000001_seconds] Yes.

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
Seems... bad.
NeoKarnak  2 stars
Posts: 346
Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34
I can't believe you are asking yourself this.


It's not like it's going to end up in re-marriage and you get 4 kids out of the deal (not if you're smart that is).


Nail her whenever and wherever it's good for you to do so.

 

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_Elwood_  1 star
Posts: 225
Registered: 2001-5-18 10:31:44
this neokarnak guy is way cooler than that old karnak guy

 

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NeoKarnak  2 stars
Posts: 346
Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34
_Elwood_ posted:

this neokarnak guy is way cooler than that old karnak guy






Still bugs me that I was never able to get the better of you in PK in AC. Not even once.

 

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Walker_ID  3 stars
Posts: 673
Registered: 2002-5-29 10:20:09
of course you should...BUT make sure to take precautions to ensure you don't knock her up...


don't take her word on birth control either....that leaves two options...condom or pull out and make her swallow

 

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