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Rhodoman  4 stars
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Why not?

We did.

Rho

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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Itab posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

Some of the best sex I ever had was sex with the ex



Why?



I'm not really sure why I found it more erotic. I think it was a combination of the fact that I was doing other women and she knew it, and it still made her jealous, so she'd throw everything she had at me. That, and I didn't have to deal with relationship BS anymore.

For her, I think it was the jealousy factor. We had sex like 8 times in one day, once, while technically 'exes'. Then I went home and my roommate and his girlfriend had a friend over, and 15 minutes after meeting her she was naked in my bed. The ex found out and pounced on me the next day, eager to prove she was better.

 

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Varece  4 stars
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She is the ex for a reason

 

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Fallen_daemon  3 stars
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y you no tab her?


ps ex's are ex's for a reason. move on.

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Varece posted:

She is the ex for a reason



Not for that reason though lol

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Dark_EternalFF posted:

Itab posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

Some of the best sex I ever had was sex with the ex



Why?



I'm not really sure why I found it more erotic. I think it was a combination of the fact that I was doing other women and she knew it, and it still made her jealous, so she'd throw everything she had at me. That, and I didn't have to deal with relationship BS anymore.

For her, I think it was the jealousy factor. We had sex like 8 times in one day, once, while technically 'exes'. Then I went home and my roommate and his girlfriend had a friend over, and 15 minutes after meeting her she was naked in my bed. The ex found out and pounced on me the next day, eager to prove she was better.



I think she only wants to out of jellyousy. I've been getting close with one of her friends and she doesn't like that. But I knew the girl long before I met my ex. so I'm not doing it to be a dick.

 

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suntzukali2  3 stars
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it could be some sort of trap. Like she needs more child support.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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Itab posted:

I think she only wants to out of jellyousy. I've been getting close with one of her friends and she doesn't like that. But I knew the girl long before I met my ex. so I'm not doing it to be a dick.



So bang her, then bang her friend. Problem solved.

Also get a vasectomy first

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Dark_EternalFF posted:

Itab posted:

I think she only wants to out of jellyousy. I've been getting close with one of her friends and she doesn't like that. But I knew the girl long before I met my ex. so I'm not doing it to be a dick.



So bang her, then bang her friend. Problem solved.

Also get a vasectomy first



This might just work.

 

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Itab  4 stars
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suntzukali2 posted:

it could be some sort of trap. Like she needs more child support.



Condom or anal are the only solution.

 

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