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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
i have no choice but to go through this every time i fly. because of my leg, i can't do the full body screening that i refuse to do anyway. so i go through the metal detector and get whisked away to have a nice long groping session. then i get wiped down with pads to ensure i don't have any bomb trace elements on me. this whole process takes about 30 minutes. because i'm an amputee. they've actually tried to get me to let them scan my crutches through and have me hop through the gate before. i was like uh, no? (this was when i had a broken leg.) granted, i wasn't wearing shorts at the time because i was young and still self conscious about my prosthesis but the walking cast i had on was one of the removable brace ones and it had metal all over it. visibly. when i said no and then pointed to the cast and asked what part of removing some metal but not all of the metal did they think was a good idea, i was detained. the person suggested i take the cast off. then hop through. this was in 97.

 

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-Kiande-  3 stars
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Registered: 2006-8-11 23:47:04
Caoilin posted:

i have no choice but to go through this every time i fly. because of my leg, i can't do the full body screening that i refuse to do anyway. so i go through the metal detector and get whisked away to have a nice long groping session. then i get wiped down with pads to ensure i don't have any bomb trace elements on me. this whole process takes about 30 minutes. because i'm an amputee. they've actually tried to get me to let them scan my crutches through and have me hop through the gate before. i was like uh, no? (this was when i had a broken leg.) granted, i wasn't wearing shorts at the time because i was young and still self conscious about my prosthesis but the walking cast i had on was one of the removable brace ones and it had metal all over it. visibly. when i said no and then pointed to the cast and asked what part of removing some metal but not all of the metal did they think was a good idea, i was detained. the person suggested i take the cast off. then hop through. this was in 97.



lolwut?

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
Point = made


Move along, Rand.

Rho

 

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JD_HOGG posted:

Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul’s press secretary Moira Bagley tweeted on Monday that Transportation Security Administration officials were detaining her boss in Nashville, Tenn.

“Just got a call from @senrandpaul,” Bagley tweeted at about 10 a.m. on Monday. “He’s currently being detained by TSA in Nashville.”

LOL STORY

I bet some people going to get their asses chewed once this guy gets finished raising hell over it. Senate hearings anyone?


And why shouldn't they?

Do you see value in searching members of congress? Its stupid.

Whats next, making Obama get searched in case he wants to blow up the US? I mean, the TSA is idiotic.

 

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Purple___Haze  1 star
Title: King Coon
Posts: 54
Registered: 2005-8-4 08:57:19
He's a United States senator for Christ's sake. Sworn to protect and uphold the Constitution.


What the TSA thinks?

Prolly a terrorist.


Ive heard of movie stars bypassing security completely because some TSA agent recognized them. But apparently if you're a SENATOR you're SOL.


Makes sense America.(!)

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
TBH they should do this to all politicians, I trust them less than I do anyone else.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
Gaevren posted:

notmforce2k posted:

LOL.

So he refused a search and got detained... par for the course. Heaven forbid our officials aren't treated like the rest of us.



That isn't his point. The point is no one should be subjected to the full-body pat-downs the TSA does. He's one of the few people who can refuse it and make a stink about it just to get the point across, without being arrested at the same time.



Agreed, someone needs to take a stand, and it is helpful if it's someone who will be noticed.

 

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WhipSmack  2 stars
Posts: 358
Registered: 2001-1-8 19:15:50
It is illegal to detain or arrest a senator or congressman on their way to a hearing. Unless it's for treason etc. I don't know if he ended up making it on time, but that is illegal to hold him. Not that it matters to anyone here, no one gives two craps about the constitution here.

They should just turn people away if they refuse, not hold them.
Itab  4 stars
Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
WhipSmack posted:

It is illegal to detain or arrest a senator or congressman on their way to a hearing. Unless it's for treason etc. I don't know if he ended up making it on time, but that is illegal to hold him. Not that it matters to anyone here, no one gives two craps about the constitution here.

They should just turn people away if they refuse, not hold them.



You mean the hearings that most senators attend 40% of the time? Yeah, we are the ones that don't give a crap

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
WhipSmack posted:

It is illegal to detain or arrest a senator or congressman on their way to a hearing. Unless it's for treason etc. I don't know if he ended up making it on time, but that is illegal to hold him. Not that it matters to anyone here, no one gives two craps about the constitution here.

They should just turn people away if they refuse, not hold them.



Didnt he detain himself by not cooperating? Not that Rand Paul gives a crap about the constitution either if he takes after his father.

 

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