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rabbitslayer  3 stars
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perfect gift would be for the girlfriend/wife to realize it is NOT a real holiday and get over it
Natoli  1 star
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rabbitslayer posted:

perfect gift would be for the girlfriend/wife to realize it is NOT a real holiday and get over it



Then I've already gotten my hubby the perfect gift! Hooray!

 

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Registered: 2001-12-20 08:11:56
Natoli posted:

rabbitslayer posted:

perfect gift would be for the girlfriend/wife to realize it is NOT a real holiday and get over it



Then I've already gotten my hubby the perfect gift! Hooray!



Does he still get the blow job and bacon?

 

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Natoli  1 star
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It's a secret.

 

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Looks pretty gross...
_sooz_  4 stars
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rabbitslayer posted:

perfect gift would be for the girlfriend/wife to realize it is NOT a real holiday and get over it



Not always the girlfriend... Im not a big fan of celebrations in general (i understand why we have to have them, and i dont sulk in the corner or anything, i just think we can acknowledge important stuff without making a big to-do about it), and the Hallmark "holidays" really bother me. But, my husband likes to celebrate Valentines day, so we celebrate. And yeah, it's nice to be made a fuss of, and i do appreciate it, but i'd be equally as happy to just not bother at all.

 

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aon_mixed  4 stars
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myxomatosis8  3 stars
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sliyurs posted:

Chogram posted:

In order to be bendy like that it'd have to not be crispy bacon.

And soft bacon is a crime.



Lies. Soft Bacon >>>> Crunchy.


I am generally alone on this argument though



So you're a bacon-eating jew? Good for you man, good for you. Stupid rule.

 

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aon_mixed posted:





you spend too much time on reddit.

 

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