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sliyurs  3 stars
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Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11
Chogram posted:

In order to be bendy like that it'd have to not be crispy bacon.

And soft bacon is a crime.



Lies. Soft Bacon >>>> Crunchy.


I am generally alone on this argument though

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
.Sylva. posted:

Akza posted:

blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.

Oh. Well then.



Will we have a full-circle Dys/Syl sighting tonight??

 

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.Sylva.  1 star
Title: The Beer Fairy
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Registered: 2001-4-8 18:38:12
He's at work, AK! So, maybe?

 

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-Dyslexia-  1 star
Title: I Was Fir3d by Mithan
Posts: 199
Registered: 2001-5-1 15:52:19
.Sylva. posted:

Akza posted:

blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.

Oh. Well then.



that that makes your shopping easy.

 

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-Dyslexia-  1 star
Title: I Was Fir3d by Mithan
Posts: 199
Registered: 2001-5-1 15:52:19
AkagiyamaMissile posted:

.Sylva. posted:

Akza posted:

blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.

Oh. Well then.



Will we have a full-circle Dys/Syl sighting tonight??





of course!

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
-Dyslexia- posted:

.Sylva. posted:

Akza posted:

blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.

Oh. Well then.



that that makes your shopping easy.



you dont even have to invest in a card really.

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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to sir, with love?

 

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.Sylva.  1 star
Title: The Beer Fairy
Posts: 236
Registered: 2001-4-8 18:38:12
True. This does make shopping very easy for you Dys (for once!)

The card may be a good idea though. Foxy, I may just have to modify that to "To sir doctor husband sir! With love."

 

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DarthMord
Title: The Wannabe Evil Guy
Posts: 37
Registered: 2001-6-4 09:18:12
sliyurs posted:

Chogram posted:

In order to be bendy like that it'd have to not be crispy bacon.

And soft bacon is a crime.



Lies. Soft Bacon >>>> Crunchy.


I am generally alone on this argument though



No you aren't. I prefer my bacon to be slightly chewy. Crunchy bacon is all too often cooked until it is brittle & dry. If it's somewhat bendy, I'm quite alright with that.

 

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HeartView  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 08:11:56
A blowjob with a bacon chaser is .

 

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