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tsingtao2  3 stars
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regulator_cracka posted:




Spoken like a true single loser.



who? me? happily married for 12 years

 

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-Accident-  3 stars
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:

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Akza posted:

blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.



my man is Jewish so...yeah.



Probably stepping into a derp moment, but...

Does that mean yes or no? The Jewish thing is throwing me off.



I probably worded that badly. Bacon roses would be inappropriate for him, since he is Jewish and doesn't eat bacon. Therefore, bj's >>>> bacon roses, as far as he's concerned.

 

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tsingtao2  3 stars
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Ferrydust posted:

Jewish and pork people.



yeah, but what is it about jewish ppl and blowjobs?!?!?!

I know about the pork thing.

 

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tsingtao2 posted:

Ferrydust posted:

Jewish and pork people.



yeah, but what is it about jewish ppl and blowjobs?!?!?!

I know about the pork thing.



as far as that goes, I have no idea. something about circumcision maybe? but lots of guys get circumcised, not just Jews.

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
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-Accident- posted:

I probably worded that badly. Bacon roses would be inappropriate for him, since he is Jewish and doesn't eat bacon. Therefore, bj's >>>> bacon roses, as far as he's concerned.



I want to meet the guy that thinks bacon >>> than bj's. So I can punch him in the face.

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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Cuttlery posted:

I want to meet the guy that thinks bacon >>> than bj's. So I can punch him in the face.



They are here, just looks for those with alts. They think fleshlights = bacon.

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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Cuttlery posted:

-Accident- posted:

I probably worded that badly. Bacon roses would be inappropriate for him, since he is Jewish and doesn't eat bacon. Therefore, bj's >>>> bacon roses, as far as he's concerned.



I want to meet the guy that thinks bacon >>> than bj's. So I can punch him in the face.



THIS.

Oh and, I know about the pork thing, I misunderstood what you meant by 'BJ + Jewish = so....yeah.'

 

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Lynea  4 stars
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Akza posted:

blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.



my man is Jewish so...yeah.


And mine's a vegetarian.

 

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.Sylva.  1 star
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Akza posted:

blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.

Oh. Well then.

 

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sliyurs  3 stars
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As a Jew I can say that there is nothing wrong with Blowjobs.

 

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