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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Was in the kitchen when I remembered this. I was at the grocery store and standing in front of the bulk foods when a kid about 20 came past. He was carrying some personal stuff so I figured he was an employee just getting of work. He asked if I was checking out the bulk foods and I told him yes, I was looking for unsalted nuts. He told me I should buy some smoked sea salt. I smiled and told him thanks, but I don't use salt.

Well, now he stops and tells me it's better than regular salt. I know it's not because you body only knows it's sodium and doesn't care where it comes from, but I didn't tell him that. I just said I don't add salt to anything. He tells me but it's better, go get some! I'm like I don't need it cause I don't use salt. I'm still smiling and being friendly, but he gets pissed and says, "Well don't get any then!" And takes off. I'm standing there thinking, "cracka? It that you?"

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
probably the same kinda preachy assclown that would preach about the evils of eating meat and wearing leather boots

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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LOL, maybe. And he's probably learning to be a meat cutter.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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Hawkson  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
HOW DARE YOU NOT DO SOMETHING SOMETHING RABBLE ARGLEBARGLE.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Hawkson posted:

HOW DARE YOU NOT DO SOMETHING SOMETHING RABBLE ARGLEBARGLE.



LOL, that's exactly how I felt when he left. Shame on me for not telling him I had a stroke due to high blood pressure and not letting him become my personal physician on the spot.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
rabbitslayer  3 stars
Posts: 518
Registered: 2001-8-26 17:08:06
but isn't sea salt only 30% sodium? so it's kinda-sorta better sorta-kinda?
Reapist  4 stars
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rabbitslayer posted:

but isn't sea salt only 30% sodium? so it's kinda-sorta better sorta-kinda?



I don't know what it is compared to morton's salt. Here's where I am. Is it better for my BP to eat sea salt or no salt at all?

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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putzbutt  1 star
Posts: 156
Registered: 2001-12-25 08:34:18
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/sea-salt/AN01142

but sea salt tastes better cuz it has fish urine and fecal matter in it...

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
And you guys have no idea how many people have told me to use sea salt. Hell, if I no longer have a craving for salt why add anything now? I on rare occasions eat mashed tater or a baked potato or grits or fried eggs. Guess what? I do not add any salt and don't even want it. The taste for salt is completely gone. And when I go to Famous Dave's, done it twice since my stroke, the broccoli is saltier than hell. I am staying away from that place. I can big time taste when someone added any salt at all.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
putzbutt posted:

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/sea-salt/AN01142

but sea salt tastes better cuz it has fish urine and fecal matter in it...



But dude! You forgot to smoke it first! And, I too had read this before and knew it was just as bad as table salt. I just didn't wish to get in that argument with anyone here either. One thing I don't care to do is get in an argument with anyone about my diet because I know what's working for me and don't need anyone to try and confuse the issue for me any more.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF

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