Liquid741 posted:
..put saran wrap underneath the toilet seat in my mom's bathroom.
..woke my mom up with ketchup all over my face screaming. to this day, the look on her face was priceless!
..put baby powder in my mom's hairdryer once as well, now that is some funny $hit!
..stepped outside a corn row next to the road wearing a hockey mask and wielding a axe around midnight to random cars.
..limburger cheese on the on the engine of my friends car during the winter.
..threw a used condom under the seat of one of my friends in the summer. (the stink that produced was incredible).
..and the best one of all!!!!!!!!! although i did this as a father. had a co-worker (6'7" 350lb. black man) wake my step-daughter up hovering over her in her bedroom with a machete. ONLY BECAUSE...she would try and sometimes scare the $hit out of me all the time, so i wanted to get her back to the point she would never think about doing something like that again to me.
I actually lol'd at a couple of those.
I did more law-breaking than pranking...egging houses or ding-dong-ditching were popular in my neighborhood. We had a group of 8 people, all holding 2 eggs or more, stand in front of a house and throw on the count of 3...they called the cops on us and had police cars in our neighborhood with spotlights for a couple hours looking...unfortunately, the lady's house we egged wasn't empty and they recognized me and one other guy (or they were pretty sure it was us). So the cops showed up at my house and told me to get a parent and to come with them to the house. They questioned me for a while but I kept denying it and my Mom kept saying "I know my son and he isn't a liar, he wouldn't have done this"...And then I told them how I had been watching Gladiator for like 45 minutes so there was no way I could have done it (I have seen that movie like 100 times, so I know it in reverse, and it was on TV), and after talking about what happened during the movie for a while they let me go home lol.
We also broke into my neighbor's house while it was for sale (no one lived in it, my friend climbed in through the doggy-door and let us in lol). They had left all kinds of food in the fridge/freezer and we cooked like 4 boxes of garlic bread...And a a couple of the other kids that were there used like 5 rolls of TP and hung it from all the fans in the house and stuff. Then the realtor showed up with someone to show the house while we were still inside...We ran out the backdoor and jumped the fence as they were coming in the front door. But we had left our jackets and muddy shoes (we weren't THAT mean apparently) in the garage, so we had to sneak back into the garage while they were inside lol.
after that last incident, we pretty much resorted to ding-dong-ditching because we had so many close calls before that.
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