My brother and I would stand on opposite sides of the road stare down approaching cars "holding" an invisible rope, looking suspicious. As the car approached, we'd "yank" the invisible rope and watch the driver freak out and hit the brakes and we'd run away as they got out of their car shouting profanities at us.

I saw some kids doing that the other day. Except they were standing on either side of a clearly marked crosswalk, so cars would stop anyway.


Fking retards.

 

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I hid under my lil sisters bed before she went to sleep.... waited a few mins, then started making noises. I am guessing she was around 7 and me at 11.

 

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we would drag old sewing mannequins up to a bridge that spanned across an interstate highway and throw the mannequin down onto the road(not hitting cars directly) and would watch the mayhem for a few minutes as people swerved and stopped thinking it was a real person. Ah good times good times.

 

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THAT WAS YOU!!!! WHY I OUGHTA ......... [profanity]





If I get my hands on you! [profanity][profanity]

 

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I saw two ACF'ers doing it but they were both on the same side of the street. Fking retards.

 

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..put saran wrap underneath the toilet seat in my mom's bathroom.

..woke my mom up with ketchup all over my face screaming. to this day, the look on her face was priceless!

..put baby powder in my mom's hairdryer once as well, now that is some funny $hit!

..stepped outside a corn row next to the road wearing a hockey mask and wielding a axe around midnight to random cars.

..limburger cheese on the on the engine of my friends car during the winter.

..threw a used condom under the seat of one of my friends in the summer. (the stink that produced was incredible).

..and the best one of all!!!!!!!!! although i did this as a father. had a co-worker (6'7" 350lb. black man) wake my step-daughter up hovering over her in her bedroom with a machete. ONLY BECAUSE...she would try and sometimes scare the $hit out of me all the time, so i wanted to get her back to the point she would never think about doing something like that again to me.

 

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Cant think of any i played on people, but my sister got me good when she told me i'd get super powers if i drank an entire jar of pickled-onion vinegar

 

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I stole hundreds of random car magnets and super glued them to my school's security car.

 

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JESUS you guys are all evil. Except tsingtao.