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jonus156  3 stars
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Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
I hate pranks it makes me want to stab kittens and the people that think they are funny

 

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myxomatosis8  3 stars
Title: amateur zookeeper
Posts: 800
Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
Mangler_SC posted:

I'm sure if I told the story, I'd get banned.



Stories about smearing others with your feces while sexually gratifying a goat are probably within the TOS.

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
jonus156 posted:

I hate pranks it makes me want to stab kittens and the people that think they are funny



You must have been a boring kid.
aon_mixed  4 stars
Title:
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Posts: 2,317
Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30
when presented with a locked door, here is what you do:

take a sturdy paper lunch bag
fill half way with flour
flatten the opening, fold over once about 1 inch
slide the flattened end under the gap of the closed/locked door
stomp on fat part of paper bag
?
profit

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
-Accident- posted:

Reapist posted:

-Accident- posted:

Liquid741 posted:


..and the best one of all!!!!!!!!! although i did this as a father. had a co-worker (6'7" 350lb. black man) wake my step-daughter up hovering over her in her bedroom with a machete. ONLY BECAUSE...she would try and sometimes scare the $hit out of me all the time, so i wanted to get her back to the point she would never think about doing something like that again to me.



AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO TRICK YOUR FATHER!





Stolen from Porkys. Good job.



I don't know about Porky's, but this was a running gag in Arrested Development.



Not you, Liquid.

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
Ok. Got a good start here. Going to run these through the unsolved petty crimes database and see if I can get some matches.
Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
JD_HOGG posted:

Ok. Got a good start here. Going to run these through the unsolved petty crimes database and see if I can get some matches.



Let me know if you find the one I mentioned. But it doesn't matter. The driver was right there and got arrested.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
aon_mixed posted:

when presented with a locked door, here is what you do:

take a sturdy paper lunch bag
fill half way with flour
flatten the opening, fold over once about 1 inch
slide the flattened end under the gap of the closed/locked door
stomp on fat part of paper bag
?
profit



that's just evil, and freaking hilarious to do randomly.

 

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Jesus.Christ..  1 star
Posts: 165
Registered: 2011-5-20 16:21:16
I pushed this kid off a roof and he died, and then I was all like LOL just kidding, and then I brought him back to life.

He didn't think it was that funny though.

 

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Kah_v2  2 stars
Posts: 295
Registered: 2012-2-7 07:29:52
Reapist posted:

Non reminded me of something a friend did. He went up on an overpass and held on to a rope with a cinder block on the other end and was trying to knock out peoples windshields.......well, a 18 wheeler missed it just enough to get the rope wrapped up in his sideview mirror. The kid had the rope wrapped around his arm and it jerked his arm off at the shoulder. The police came and questioned everyone and arrested the truck driver!



Reapist, this friend was just some random guy who sent you a chain email.

IT NEVER HAPPENED

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